Croydon's Been Busy Then.

Now I've finally got to the top of my Twitter timeline I've discovered that there were two major incidents in my local area over night. In the first of these a man was quite savagely beaten by a group of youths at East Croydon tram/overground rail station apparently after refusing to give them a cigarette lighter. The victim remains in hospital.

If you're that familiar with my biography you'll know that I've had a few of these myself although none this serious. I think what it is though is a reference to is an incident a few years ago when my younger brother was randomly attacked in similar circumstances. As my brother works for an MI6 front (Insitute of Ideas) and has repeatedly opposed me over the issue of our grandmother the suspicion has always been that I had somehow arranged the beating. Like most of the other stories the Brits put forward about me (hiring a man to intimidate a hairdresser who's given me a 'bad' haircut was a particular favourite) that's simply not the case. There is though a local drug/street gang with strong links to local council, police and the Church who were heavily involved in last August's rioting and according to the FBI carried out at least one fatal shooting (DSK) so it could be an attempt to open up all those discussions. As for my brother I think it was simply a case of what makes you look like the hippest hipster in places like Shoreditch just makes you look like a target in places like Croydon.

The other incident is around a 12 year old girl from New Addington who went missing on a trip to Croydon's Whitgift shopping centre. Apart from raising the possibility of the words "Whitgift" and "Paedophilia" being used in the same sentence on yet another occasion the missing girl "Tia Sharp' bears something of a resemblance to the daughter of my neighbour known as 'Ratko Mladic' in so far as they both have brown hair and occasionally wear glasses. Firstly this is obviously an attempt to find out how much everybody knows about my neighbour. Secondly as my neighbour's daughter is slightly older (adolescent) at the risk of really embarrassing her at school I would say this is yet another attempt to promote discussion about that grey area between normal sexuality and out and out paedophilia. I suspect Tia Sharp will be turning up unharmed quite shortly.

These two incidents are linked by explosions at three homes last night (3/8/12) in Staffordshire for which one man has already been arrested. The explosions took place at around 21:00 when I was sitting quietly in the Black Lion. The idea the Brits were trying to put in people's heads was that the act of me sitting down quietly caused emotional 'explosions' in more then several homes and it was these explosions that led to things like the above.

17:30 on 4/8/12.