You Remember Dale Cregan.

Naughty little scallywag; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxiliary_Units
who was chucking hand grenades around in Manchester during the Olympics.

Well today he set up a Irish Republican Army (IRA) style ambush in Manchester by calling a regular police patrol unit to an address in the Tameside area of Manchester. He then attack the patrol car with at least a gun killing the vehicle's two female occupants - PC Nicola Hughes and PC Fiona Bone - before driving to a police station in the Hyde area of Manchester and handing himself in. As the vehicle he was travelling in contained a fair few weapons the police and army have spent the day setting up cordons and using their funky little robots to carry out controlled explosions. Coming on the day that Kevin Hutchinson-Foster went on trial for supplying the gun to Mark Duggan that led to him being shot provoking the August 2011 riots this obviously promotes discussion about illegally held firearms within the UK. My version and therefore the correct version is that throughout the 1970/80/90's Britain provided Protestant/Loyalist terrorist groups in Northern Ireland with a huge arsenal of weapons to counter-balance the huge arsenal of weapons held by the IRA. Of course when the Good Friday Agreement/Peace Process took effect in 1998 the IRA were forced to destroy all their weapons while the Loyalists were allowed to sell theirs on to white gangsters in the Manchester area of the mainland UK. At around the same time black gangsters in the London area started importing a lot of little pop guns from continental Europe and the two groups continue to do battle around the Birmingham/midlands area. So yeah I'm not saying that I've got the Brits by the balls with this Court of Protection (COP) thing but they seriously starting to worry about the gun running routes should the next civil war start.

Obviously feeling as though they're on the brink of war (and even if they weren't) the Brits still have violence to give. So I should explain that Canadians father was actually a police officer who killed two men on an undercover operation and after protesters besieged the family home for weeks he was eventually sacked from the force. The Canadians husband was also one of her fathers brother officers serving with Britain's Surrey force. So like I said - awkward. The Canadian of course harboured dreams of becoming a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) but she was that crazy even Surrey police thought that would be a bad idea. The good news though is that the Canadian is most certainly not a mirror for Rihanna but she's a pretty good mirror for that US Navy weapons specialist who trained Rihanna for the movie "Battleship." You know the one who's still trying to put up with being the pretty girl on the warship.

15:45 on 18/9/12.