Seriously I think they've got at least enough ammunition until the end of fashion week. Firstly the coverage of the Dale Cregan case is focusing heavily on the relationship between the two female police officers who were killed. The idea is to make our dear queen paranoid of the people around her and seems to have been inspired by the Ani DiFranco song "Two Little Girls" that I still can't listen to. Also the government is changing the laws of domestic violence. These include lots of changes such as expanding the definition of an offender to include those between 16-18 years old and increasing funding for groups that work with male victims of domestic violence. However the bit everyone is focusing on is plans to include psychological abuse such as telling people who they can and cannot be friends with, when they can and can't go out and controlling their financial resources as a form of domestic violence. Finally a report has been released about how prescription painkillers such as aspirin can actually make headaches worse. This is not news and is meant to play on the rumour that Rihanna is addicted to prescription painkillers such as Oxycontin. That's probably true after all everyone in the entertainment industry is on heroin and does have AIDS. She does of course though need to go to bed. If she hasn't got one she can always come and crash at my grandmother's because I'm sure it'll be one way to teach Croydon how to be cool.
12:20 on 19/9/12.
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