Marvel at the Size of my Magnificant Achievement!

he not only have i managed to cook and eat dinner but i also managed to clean the bathroom while listening to the clash. now i'm going to sit down with a glass on white and a smoke.

but before i do that i can confirm that while visting a mosque in malaysia the duchess of cambridge did indeed wear a version of rihanna's closing ceremony outfit only in white. as the duchess exposed her ankles and the french topless shots were officially published during the visit this caused quite a scrum. at one point a royal protection officer clearly and firmly told the media that they had "crossed a red line." this is just bodyguard code for "get back and stay back!" but it will be interperated as a comment on rihanna's hiv/aids status in order to promote discussion about why britain can't just let anyone from the colonies in.

tough at the top ain't it.

no idea of the time 14/9/12