Thursday 12 April 2012

Purity Of Essence dear.

At around 00:55 on 13/4/12 I have seen fighting in the war room. So after a cigarette at around 01:00 I feel it is time for confession;

Once upon a time in a land far, far away I visited my wife/girlfriend/whore at her parents home in Gerrads Cross, Buckinghamshire, UK. As this was my first time in front of a big TV and DVD player I suggested we watch "Dr Strangelove." To my credit after the first five minutes I decided it was bad idea and for the life of me I wish I could remember what happened next.

Anyway at around 01:05 there's been no porn and no further statements on the DPRK launch so I'm going in for part 2.

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