When North Korean leader Kim Jong-Ill died and handed power to his son Kim Jong-Un the proud people of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) were granted a once in a lifetime chance to improve their lot.
Unfortunately some Yank hatched a hair-brained scheme where by the DPRK would launch a weather satellite into space. However for maximum impact they decided to break with tradition and launch this satellite to the south putting the rocket on a trajectory that would eventually take it over Washington.
According to the BBC the Communists in the NHS will discharge their patient overnight. In the end though the DPRK launched their satellite at around 22:30GMT on 12/4/12. It then proceeded to go down in flames across North Korea, South Korea and possibly Japan causing maximum stress to the militaries in all those countries.
Now at around 23:55 on 12/4/12 I've decided that I'm really going to watch "Dr Strangelove" and pretend I enjoy it. After all More Tension - that's really going to calm Syria down(!)
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