While I was doing that I suddenly realised that I never got round to telling the Lily Allen story properly. The short version is that basically I didn't date a 14 year old Lily Allen. What happened inside the Mayday 2003 police kettle was that I really made it look like I was dating a 14 year old Lily Allen. This had the effect of cooling the water but boiling the metal. So in summary her recent Twitter tirade makes me think there's either a third album or a second child in there somewhere. Either that or they are actually starting to gang up on me.
23:20 on 9/10/12.
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