Cynical Move From Richard Mourdock

In case you're not familiar with Richard Mourdock he is a candidate for the US federal senate in Indiana from the Tea Party fringe of the Republican party. On Tuesday (23/10/12) in a debate with his Democrat opponent he was asked about his opposition to abortion even in cases of rape and incest and responded by saying; "I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is a gift from God, and I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen." which obviously caused quite a bit of controversy. Believe it or not this was actually a reference to the Chris Brown/Rihanna saga which is now such a large issue in the 2012 US Election I think pollsters are going to have to start asking voters their opinion on it. As this is now pretty much in the public domain I suppose I should tell you the full story of Rihanna, Chris Brown and the Presidential debates.

Basically just before the first debate Rihanna and Chris Brown very publicly had sex in a nightclub toilet sparking rumours that they were getting back together as a couple. Just before the third debate Rihanna and Chris Brown were photographed (and filmed in really boring video) together at a nightclub further fuelling rumours of a controversial reunion. It was what happened on the day of the second debate that was really nasty though when a carefully crafted rumour started to circulate that the toilet tryst had left Rihanna pregnant with Chris Brown's baby and the pair were going to get married. Now while I'm more then certain that the people who've been running the Chris Brown/Rihanna saga will take metaphor that far I'm about 97% sure that this isn't true. However the beauty of the rumour was that it came out within the margin of error for a standard pregnancy test meaning that not even Rihanna herself could deny it with 100% certainty. This rumour was designed to give political strategists from both of the parties headaches. It was a nightmare for the Democrats because most of them view Brown as a violent and dangerous personality type making any woman he impregnates the ultimate argument for abortion. It was also a nightmare for the Republicans because while most of them view Brown as a violent and dangerous personality type many of the religious fringe of the party would have considered the pregnancy as the ultimate argument against abortion viewing it as a gift from God with the responsibility of fatherhood being the ultimate way to reform Brown. Having seen how much love Rihanna clearly has for Brown (along with most other people) a large part of me genuinely wishes that this were true. Sadly though all my experience and all of the research has taught me that is simply not the case so if Brown and Rihanna were to reunite it would only be a matter of time before he again beats her half to death or worse. This is why spies find women (and to a lesser extent men) in abusive relationships so useful as intelligence assets because the fact they live in constant fear means that they have a constant need to be protected and that need is easy to exploit.

So in making his comments Mourdock was hoping that it would reconfirm his support amongst his base that won him the nomination while at the same time making it look to undecided, moderate voters that he was trying promote debate about the viewpoint in order to challenge some of the stranger views held by the fringe of his party.

Elsewhere in the Rihanna/Chris Brown saga which having passed through the Olympics, Britain, the USA and Azerbaijan is now a truly international event Pakistan have announced they have made arrests in the shooting of 11 year old Malala Yousufzai. Apart from those previously mentioned the main reason why Britain had Malala shot was so they could bring her to hospital in the UK and use her as a metaphor for the 'Rehabilitation of Rihanna' operation they're trying (rather unsuccessfully) to run because as you may have noticed from the Jimmy Savile saga when it comes to men with violent and dangerous personality types the Brits first reaction is to blame the victim. So by saying they arrested someone for shooting Malala the Pakistanis are really saying they've unidentified the people within US intelligence who are running the Rihanna/Chris Brown saga. Although they're clearly bluffing this has obviously prompted a denial from the US with today's shooting and killing of one man at Creflo Dollar's megachurch in Georgia. As Dollar's World Changers International Church has a predominately black congregation following the previously unheard of in Christianity "Prosperity Gospel" the idea was to shift blame for the operation on Rihanna's mentor Jay-Z using Rihanna's penchant for Bible versus.

The real work in building denability for the operation while come tomorrow when the US owned Ford motor company will announce that it is closing it's Transit van factory in Southampton, UK. The idea is to portray Rihanna's close friend Melissa Forde as her handler who is running the operation on behalf of Jay-Z. Although Ms Forde is entirely responsible for the Kate Moss screw-up she was only acting as an unwitting avatar for US intelligence. The intention of this is to use the relationship between Rihanna and Forde as a metaphor for the relationship with another Pieces with a touch of the Hepburns about her I used to know and her friend who may or may not have been raped by some Vile South Africans. Being used as a metaphor for what is actually quite a dark story will pile stress on the relationship between Rihanna and Forde in order to further isolate Rihanna from support structures.

20:40 on 24/10/12.