Tuesday 20 December 2011

Well I'm Loving My New TV Relationship.

It turns out that if there are two channels showing two programs that I want to watch at the same time I can watch one and then watch the other one an hour later on their +1 service.

Anyway Christmas. It's a Christian festival marking the birth of Jesus Christ. In unorthodox traditions it's celebrated on December 25th every year. In more Orthodox traditions it moves according to the phases of the moon around mid-winter. Here in Britain the festival is normally marked by blood relations getting together, exchanging gifts, eating too much, drinking too much and generally fighting with each other. This year with only five days to go I have done the sum total of nothing to prepare so pending major emergencies I will probably be winding down the content of this blog from tomorrow (21/12/11).

Now is it so wrong that I have I sudden desire to look at porn. Obviously that Egyptian women in the blue bra doesn't count as porn because Britain's Her Majesties Inspectorate of Constabularies (HIMC) has today published a discussion document about riot control tactics.

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