Tuesday 27 December 2011

Look if I'm Going to be Forced to Visit my Sister,

my army cousin and his new daughter down Aldershot way I'm at least going to be allowed take home.

Apart from that it was a lovely story. It was shown on Sky News on 25/12/11 at around 17:00. Apparently his big fat army issued wife issued him with a new baby on 21/12/11. Then the army accordingly issued them with a new house and finally accepted that amid this culture of defence cuts my paternal grandmother's congential heart defect hadn't suddenly jumped the genetic barrier so he's allowed to stay in until his 20 years is up.

As for "take home." It could be a curry, it could be pizza, it could be a 9mm. I'm easy.

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