Saturday, 28 November 2009

Prince Charles Pays A Visit to Cockermouth.

Over the past two days Prince Charles has been visiting victims of the recent flooding in Cockermouth, Cumbria. Given how much he's paid for making a couple of public appearances a year* he was hardly going to burst into tears. However he looked particularly happy to be there. This is because theologians could argue that the Cumbrian floods were a sign from God that the Queen of England should stand down. If that happens then Prince Charles is first in line to the throne. That probably explains why he was sent to Cockermouth while the Queen headed out to Trinidad.

The other story that's been harassing my TV today is Tiger Woods car crash. Personally I don't see what all the fuss is about. To me it just looks like someone's got a bad case of the yips.

*Seriously the title "Duchy of Cornwall" translates as "Owns most of Cornwall."

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