Damn The Croydon Network Are Dumb As Rocks.

All day the BBC have been running a story calling for local people to help find Charles Darwin's missing notebook. This has prompted building contractors who, on behalf of Croydon Council, are renovating several housing association properties in Richmond road to force open my bedroom window looking for the missing notebook. Obviously nothing has been taken because the notebook never existed. However they left the window slightly open so I knew they'd been there. Unfortunately my neighbours also know they've been there and the media know they've been there. Scotland Yard most certainly know they've been there because they dispatched a Diplomatic Protection Squad car to patrol the Borough. That has caused the local police to er, evacuate their bowels because now the big boy cops have got involved it's going to have to be a conspiracy charge that brings down the building contractors, the housing association and the housing department at Croydon Council that employs them.