As I've been on the wine I'm going with: Recruited, being trained but unfortunately in too much of a cum coma to notice.
You know Rihanna, big celebrity. Having checked Wikipedia I can confirm that she does exist therefore Britain hates her. Obviously it would be undiplomatic language to say this outright but fortunately her inclusion on the 2009 Jay Z track "Run This Town" which proceeded the release of her "Rated R" album provided Britain the perfect opportunity to label her a CIA agent. Unfortunately rather the issue a straight denial the CIA were so well aware that the demographic time bomb of a well educated, young, unemployed population would lead to some revolutions somewhere in the middle east that they were already slipping random references to pretty much every MENA location in to TV exports so they would be well placed to take the credit. So when Tunisia and Egypt went up the legend of Rihanna being a CIA agent was born. Sadly this led to everybody treating Rihanna as a CIA agent forcing the CIA to protect Rihanna like a CIA agent. After almost two years of what has been an incredibly expensive operation the CIA decided that they needed some payback for their expenditure so decided to turn Rihanna into a CIA agent.
Anyway turns out I've run out of clever words to finish this post. Did I mention it feels like I've got cataracts. Seriously I must phone an optician tomorrow.
00:05 on 1/12/12.
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