The Schofield List.

In case you haven't heard from the Crown down the British Establishment is absolutely riddled with paedophiles. In the latest twist the Prime Minister David Cameron yesterday appeared on a daytime TV presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby called "This Morning" for what everybody expected to be a soft interview. However during the interview Schofield presented Cameron with a list that's been widely circulating on the Internet including the names of senior members of the governing Conservative Party who have been photographed literally raping young children. However that list was not shown on screen. In order to maximise the controversy the Prime Minister responded by comparing homosexuality with paedophilia. This created a firestorm that quickly sucked in gay rights, paedophilia, press freedoms, restrictions on the Internet, the validity of the British legal system, the Freemasons, Margret Thatcher, the miners strike, the Poll Tax, Hillsborough and remember the battle of the Beanfield, Grr!

This was all a distraction though because in a dry run for the COP18/CMP Summit Doha, Qatar is currently hosting a summit on Syria, specifically the Syrian opposition. So the Schofield list was actually Britain admitting that it carried out the October 19th (19/10/12) killing of Lebanese intelligence chief Wissam al-Hassan by way of a car bombing. The primary objective of the attack was of course for it to be blamed on Hezbollah bringing about the collapse of the Lebanese government allowing it to be replaced by a puppet regime that wouldn't contain Hezbollah and would be as anti-Syrian as the Saudis, Qatari's and Brits tell it to be. However Britain's secondary objective was to promote discussion about the killing by Hezbollah of Lebanese Prime Minister Rafic Hariri in 2005 or more specifically the United Nations investigation into the killing. That highly technical report primarily relies on information obtained by intercepted telephone calls and explains in minute detail exactly who within Hezbollah ordered and carried out the killing of Hariri. Britain is now starting to think that maybe the report was also the UN tapping them on the shoulder over my case and reminding them there could well be a cell waiting for them at the Hague. Of course the fact that Hariri can be pronounced Ha-Rih-Rih doesn't hurt much either.

Today's big British news story looks like it's going to be all about the issue of 'illegal immigrants.' So I should explain the Queen's German and her husband's Greek and if the EU doesn't behave we may well be returning them at speed.

09:45 on 9/11/12.