F*king Weak A*sed Sh*t.

Yesterday Rihanna did some live Facebook webchat. During this she was asked the direct question of whether she was dating Chris Brown. Everybody in the business knows this was the absolute worst thing for anyone to do following what I had to say earlier in the day. In order to promote discussion over who asked this question (the presenter btw) the Americans announced that they'd prosecuted some US Navy SEALS for helping design a computer game. This was an ill advised swipe at Israel and it's army of bloggers because everybody knows that Facebook and the CIA are the same thing although the Americans were hoping this would promote the discussion about whether or not the Facebook IPO is the start of the CIA getting their money out of Facebook. Sadly everybody knew that already though.

Of course I might be wrong about that because I don't use Facebook and haven't been bothered to look up the transcript. One of those things will have to change though because along with Twitter and smartphones in my line of work Facebook has unfortunately become compulsory. In fact the plan was to get to grips with Twitter before moving on to Facebook but as I'm sure you've noticed there this very annoying thing blocking the first part of that plan. So in summary I would say that Chris Brown now represents a greater threat to the safety and wellbeing being of a greater number of Americans then the fiscal cliff. Unfortunately the Uber Alles brigades and sadly now the President are trying to convince everyone that Rihanna must request that the restraining order must be re-instated. Although I will need to check the exact terms of the order I very much doubt this. Besides under mental health legislation he can be detained indefinitely as a threat to public safety. Of course in reality what the California Brigades are actually trying to do is give Brown enough plausible denability that Rihanna takes him back in the hope and the world is once again captivated by the scandal. However if we have to roll on that one it truly will be the living end.

On the plus side though at around 00:00GMT Rihanna and Jay-Z will be hosting some sort of meet and greet in a nightclub in New York. As at local time this fits into that gap between the school day ending and the working day ending I suspect Jay-Z is being cast in the role of Kindergarten teacher and today's lesson is going to be what it actually takes to run a town. Hopefully some of that lesson will rub off on the President because unless someone tightens Brown's leash the best you can hope for from his tour is that everybody ignores it without getting too p*ssed off.