Sunday 25 November 2012

Rihanna Returns

Well to Twitter at least. Unfortunately I held her funeral on Friday so I'm about as far away from shared consciousness as it's possible to be. However my reading of the situation is that she has accepted that it is time for her to file a complaint with Chris Brown's probation officer. If this happens during the first week of the COP18/CMP8 this will be a brilliant career move. Assuming they're not actually evil (a big assumption) the only reason why the US have been holding off on this much needed move is to avoid appearing as though they support women's/human rights in front of the Gulf Monarchies. So dropping them in the sh*t will be a fantastic way for Rihanna to demonstrate her independence and solve the problem once and for all. Of course making such an aggressive move risks the US being uncooperative but if Obama finally manages to learn that in this life fear only brings you more violence he stands a chance of becoming a much better President.

11:30 on 25/11/12.

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