Saturday 23 July 2011

Amy Winehouse is Dead.

It's 18:00 on 23/7/11 and the British police have announced that British singer and world renowned drug addict Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her north London home aged just 27.

Although this doesn't really come as much of a surprise it will spawn dozens of conspiracy theories that she was killed to increase the tension that the Norwegian authorities helped to dispel by arresting a live suspect for yesterday's attacks. Unfortunately the truth will probably never known because if she was killed it would have been through a drugs overdose and she may well have done that too herself.

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