Friday 1 February 2013

We've Got...

Two US flights being grounded, a Russian rocket crashing, explosions in Pakistan and Turkey and of course there's that truck load of fireworks that exploded in China. Personally I'm going with that recent earthquake in Burma/Myanmar being most of the people in Asia going; "F*ck me the US can't be that stupid can they?!"

Of course the problem now is that John Kerry has got to try and work out exactly how much damage Hillary Clinton has done to the State Department over the last four years while everyone is very keen to know how the US intends to move Chris Brown during Rihanna's "Diamonds" tour. That's because if it's not done with absolute precision there will be a lot of p*ssed of people because Britain has decided it's hosting the G8 in Northern Ireland in June this year.

12:00 on 1/2/13.

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