Sunday 10 February 2013

Bad News Timberlake's Cancelled His Performance

Apparently he's grown tired of selling tut to teenagers. In other news Justin Beibers LiveFeed is also off. However I'm sure if the Grammys crowd do the decent thing and literally beat Chris Brown to death I'm sure they can catch it on YouTube.

One thing that will definitely will be on YouTude is Rihanna's tribute to Bob Marley alongside his sons Ziggy and Damien Marley. That's because "Marley" is pronounced exactly the same as "Mali." The hope being that people across Africa will view Rihanna as a friend of the "Malian" people as they battle against those nasty Islamists which ban music and force women to wear - at least - some clothes. Then this bottom up pressure will help drag African governments, armies and intelligence services into a whole world of pain when Rihanna goes on her "Diamonds" tour and the war in Mali begins in earnest.

In other news I'm going to buy a cat. Because at least they have the decency to look genuine when they fall off  a wall, land on their feet and shake their shoulders as if to say;

"I meant to do that."

23:56 on 10/2/13


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