Tuesday 23 August 2011

It's Tuesday Night and I'm Back From the Pub.

Tuesday August 23rd 2011 at around 20:23 to be slightly more accurate.

Apart from that I'm far too drunk to more accurately the define how the meal with my father went. However it was much more civilised the last week. Mainly because I sat out in the garden drinking while my father played with his food.

Elsewhere in the news the toxicology report into Amy Winehouse's death has been released. Although I haven't seen a copy I believe it was negative for all illegal drugs. So the cause of death on the death certificate will read "natural causes" unless of course the pathologist feels the need to expand if which case it will read; "multi-organ failure brought about by stress on those organs caused by rapid and unsupervised detoxification from long term opiate abuse."

Or exactly what I told you happened and what the Brits hoped would happen to my grandmother when they last discharged her from hospital. The timing of the announcement was Britain's way of asking the International Criminal Court (ICC) if the ink is dry on the arrest warrant for Dr Wallace Tam and others. As the ICC are currently enjoying quiet time it was up to NATO to answer on their behalf and they had a clear message for Muammer Qaddafi; "This is the final chapter. This is the end."

If that wasn't enough drama for one day a 5.8 magnitude earthquake at 6km (3.7 miles) struck the state of Virginia in the USA. Although this was an earthquake on the lower end of the scale it was enough to disrupt a Pentagon press briefing on Libya being held in Washington. Elsewhere on Saturday (20/8/11) an RAF Hawk T1 fast jet similar too the type currently being operated by Qatar over Libya crashed in Bournemouth, UK killing it's British pilot.

So after editing it's 20:38 and the long descent into drunken madness can begin.

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