Britain's Stolen Election. (part 3)

In the first two parts of this epic I've described how the British Crown set out to rig the result of Britain's 2010 General Election in order to install David Cameron as Prime Minister. This was done by using the MP's expenses scandal to undermine the public's confidence in politics, building up the far right, engaging in a smear campaign against the Labour party and provoking trade unions and left wing protest groups in the run up to the election. There is though one final part of the strategy that I have yet to cover;

The Guarantee.

While hardly in line with the principles of a free and fair election none of the methods I've mentioned so far strictly speaking constitute election rigging. After all they are just the Crown, forcefully, expressing it's point of view. Providing they realised what was going on the public are still free to ignore the Crown's opinion and vote any way they choose. There was though one final and much more serious method used to guarantee that the 2010 General Election would result in a hung Parliament and return a Conservative and LibDem coalition government.

To understand how this method worked you first have to understand a bit about how the Crown recruits and controls it's networks of loyalists or community based agents. While some are forced into the service through a need such as the need to avoid criminal prosecution the vast majority are recruited out of pure greed. While those greedy ones are recruited on the promise that they will be given a helping hand to get ahead in their chosen field in reality they are being streamed in order to test out the different variables of a social or economic trend. With the introduction of the Euro and the opening up of the European economic zone one such trend was the practice of buying second homes in order to rent them out as tourist cottages. One group in this trend were given help to buy properties in the UK. Another group were given help to buy properties in Eurozone countries such as Spain, France, Greece etc. A third group was given help to buy properties in EU satellite countries such as Bulgaria. When the credit crunch struck everybody in the property business was hit hard but people who had taken out mortgages in pounds and were trying to repay them in Euro's or Lev's were hit the hardest. As the group that brought property in the UK tended to be the most nationalistic the Crown leapt to help this group the most.

In the spring of 2009 lots of magazine and newspaper articles began appearing promoting the idea of the "staycation" - that is the idea of rather then flying out to take holiday's in a foreign country people simply take their holidays in the UK. This was backed up by huge advertising campaigns by Britain's regional tourist boards and the UK meteorological office's frankly ridiculous claim that Britain would experience and long, hot, barbecue summer in 2009. This resulted in large amounts of private money being poured into areas like the Lake District, the Peak District, the New Forest, Devon, Cornwall, Somerset and Suffolk. This covert stimulus package was quickly paid out by the community based agents to local builders, gardening services, cleaning services, pubs and shops. This served to create the idea that even in a recession people who vote a certain way still manage to do just fine. While these local bigwigs with all the money to spend are natural British National Party (BNP) supporters the party they will actually vote for, tell people they're voting for and sometimes donate money too is the party the Crown tells them to vote for. So if the Crown wanted a Conservative winner in a certain seat then these people will support the Conservatives. However if the Crown wanted a LibDem to win in one of these mostly rural seats then these people will support the LibDems.

Obviously in this type of covert operation it is impossible to have a rigid command and control structure. Instead they are put into motion months and sometimes even years in advance and left to pick up momentum until they reach a point of no return. Due to unforeseen circumstances this means that Conservatives ended up winning in seats where it would have been in the Crown's strategic interest for a LibDem to win. This method has also served to dramatically change the economic and political landscape of the UK making it impossible for a free and fair election to be held in the country until, at least, 2012.

The Purple Revolution.

In the UK as soon as an election is officially called right up to the point a result is officially declared it becomes the responsibility of the Electoral Commission. It is their job to make sure that the election is carried out in accordance to a variety of strict rules most of which are covered in The Representation of the Peoples Act 2000. The golden rule though is that no taxpayer funded body like the police or the civil service may engage in electioneering or give support to any political party. The Electoral Commission themselves are overseen by international election monitors who are often mentioned in news reports about countries like Iran and Zimbabwe. With the exception of the Blair Peach incident which is difficult to connect to the election the Crown is not stupid enough to actively engage in election rigging while under that level of scrutiny.

The Labour part however is. Having been tipped off that they would be losing this rigged election their activists encouraged people to turn up at polling stations too late to cast their vote. The idea was that stories about thousands of people being locked out of polling stations would convey the message that the election had been rigged. The election result would then be overturned allowing the Labour party to stay in power. They were given help in this endeavour by people within the Electoral Commission who saw the same headlines as a way of bringing about electoral reform that would make the Electoral Commission more important and powerful.

Unfortunately for the Labour party the Crown knew all about this well in advance but let it continue. This is because the Crown also knew that when the election inevitably resulted in a hung Parliament they would be able to use the electoral reform issue to control the LibDems in the coalition negotiations. They also knew that a long and complicated argument over electoral reform would provide a useful distraction from the class war the Crown is about to wage against the British population.

For this reason, amongst others, I think that the Labour party now need to have a long hard think about what they want to achieve and what they are actually capable of achieving. The best place for them to do this is in opposition not government.