Mortaility Has Been Averted

For this Friday afternoon at least. We are now into Friday night so we will be up very late hoping that tomorrow morning appears without incident.

I feel the need to prove my lack of death and the present hour (23:28) by pointing out that tonight no-one was evicted from Big Brother due to a high attrition rate namely Caiomhe (quit) and Keely (broken ankle). Instead three new housemates have been put in. In light of my drunken state these three civilians have been named;

• The white boxer with the good abdominal muscles.

• Rachel's mum, 41, black, Liverpool.

• Silly white, student bint. Blonde about 19.