Friday 16 July 2010

I'm Naturally Late and the Roaul Moat Inquest Has Begun.

The first question in front of the county coroner is the police's un-Home Office-authorised use of a shotgun style taser. The second question is more complicated and shown live on the BBC. It asks if the panicked BBC producer was right to force that woman with the butterfly necklace on to live TV even if though it meant that woman's mother rapidly had a deployment (6 man stick?) of armed police placed outside her house.

On a related note the BBC's planned interviews with one of the Yorkshire Ripper victims today has raised the tension in both Linda's and my grandmother's house. Ife has been evicted from the Big Brother house apparently

Elsewhere Cheryl Cole does not have Malaria. This is a very long story dreamt up in a panic by the Brits after one of their usual spokesmen failed. The point they were trying to make is that HIV does not cause AIDS. Poverty causes AID's. After all in a developed country like the UK HIV is merely a chronic illness like Diabetes. As this is exactly the point the Brits used to have South African President Thebo Mbeki sacked from his job I don't think the Brits were trying to bring this up during the World Cup for any good reason.

As for Cheryl Cole I think she was trying to help fight Malaria in Africa. She has also had stressful World Cup where she's had to put up with lots of unpleasant jokes about her pubic hair. For example;

Q. What's the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat?

A. Roaul Moat's spent the last week buried in a Geordie Bush.

After all if there is one man who deserves to be buried where he fell it is Raoul Moat.

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