Operation Misery: Month 2, Week 4, Day 5.

On Wednesday (1/5/13) Rihanna's tour moved on to Montreal in Canada. Obviously this involved Rihanna and her tour caravan crossing the US/Canadian border. After previous attempts at this saw Rihanna's tour bus being searched and a crew member being cited for Marijuana possession and then the trucks carrying to stage set being impounded threatening the cancellation of the Winnipeg (25/3/13) concert there was an expectation this would be a very dramatic journey. Unfortunately through the arrest of two terror suspects accused of plotting to attack a train travelling between Toronto (Canada) and New York (USA) people got the distinct impression that the Canadians weren't taking this anywhere nearly as seriously as Rihanna's CIA handlers had hoped. Therefore it was up to the US and the UK to try and raise the tension.

The UK set things off on Tuesday (30/4/13) by blowing up a Mastiff armoured vehicle in Afghanistan killing three British soldiers in the process. As the logical thing would have been for the caravan to leave a day in advance in order to absorb any delays at the border this was intended to trick the less well connected into thinking that Rihanna's tour caravan had hit problems at the border - the Mastiff being the closest thing to a tour bus the British military operate in Afghanistan. Once it was revealed that the tour caravan didn't actually begin it's journey until Wednesday this was supposed to trick people into thinking there had been some sort of argument amongst members of Rihanna's core tour party with someone being blown clear of the vehicle so to speak. Rihanna herself tried to sell this narrative by making a point of being seen to go out to dinner with one of her friends in New York while her other friend Melissa Forde was noticeably absent instead cursing and swearing away on Twitter/Instagram. In order to confuse things further Kim Kardashian - a member of Rihanna's wider social group - also took to Twitter/Instagram to make it look like she too has having some sort of argument with Rihanna. Eventually Chris Brown also put in an appearance on Twitter/Instagram to join in but I genuinely don't think he knew what was going on. This sort of behaviour from Rihanna is of course highly counter productive because by highlighting the problems caused by Chris Brown she is merely increasing the pressure on his handlers to terminate their protection of him.

On Wednesday itself the UK announced the arrest of William 'Bill' Roach for two offences of rape of a 15 year old girl dating back to the 1960's. You may remember that this is the same William Roach who gave a bizarre interview with New Zealand television in which he claimed victims of rape and other forms of sexual abuse deserve what they get as punishment for sins committed in their past lives. Roach then went on to spout some pseudo-religious nonsense which he attributed to the "True Love Movement" a division of the "Unification Church" better known as "The Moonies" cult. The purpose of Roach giving that interview (no doubt under threat of arrest) was to provide a coded message to the faithful that the UK will be using Rihanna's trips to UK Commonwealth nations (including Canada) to test the strength of the allegiance between the UK and its Commonwealth nations. Apart from accidentally revealing that no matter how many times you scratch the UK's back they will only even stab you in yours the arrest of Roach added an element of tense confusion to Rihanna's journey to Canada. You see by arresting the person who fronted the ecumenical test the UK could have been saying that the test had been cancelled so Canada wasn't under any pressure to intercept Rihanna at the border. However they could equally be saying that anybody who failed the ecumenical test should expect to be punished massively increasing the pressure on Canada to lash out at Rihanna. This element of doubt was of course the main point. Almost immediately after Rihanna successfully crossed into Canada unmolested Roach was charged with the offences certainly giving the impression that the UK meant anyone failing the ecumenical test should expect to be punished. This message obviously raises the tension for Rihanna's return journey and indeed her stay in Canada because as Justin Beiber's recent troubles in Sweden demonstrate tour buses can be stopped and searched on the street just like any other vehicle. Rihanna shouldn't worry too much though because as long as the person taking the fall is a US citizen minor drug arrests in Canada are no big problem. In fact it might actually help remind Rihanna that there are times when I'm exactly the person she wants at the other end of a phone.

At around 13:30 (GMT) the police at Gatwick Airport in the UK discovered a suspiciously abandoned Renault van sparking a terrorist alert. Again all this talk of police searching a van was intended to be interpreted as an indication that Rihanna's tour caravan had been stopped at the US/Canada border and was being searched. The police eventually decided to destroy this van in a controlled explosion which because Renault is a French company was intended to be interpreted as the UK expressing anger that the tour caravan had passed through the search and customs without vehicles being impounded or people being arrested. As this all took place around four hours before the tour caravan arrived at the border it was also intended to raise the pressure on border officials in the French speaking Canadian province of Quebec to act against the tour caravan.

By this point the US had woken up and joined in with the news that the wing section of the Boeing aircraft found close to the site of the 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre in New York last Friday (26/4/13) contained no human remains. A large part of that 'discovery' was to find out if people viewed the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation which has long been discussed in terms of Boeing's troubled 787 Dreamliner as a terrorist act - Boeing's terrorist wing if you will. By announcing that no human remains had been found the US was trying to say that the people running the operation had lost that quantum of solace or compassion that makes us human and would conduct the rest of the operation with utter ruthlessness. This is obviously a very ominous statement for anybody concerned about Rihanna's future well being and was clearly so provocative it was intended to promote a reaction thus further increasing pressure on the Canadians who were already being squeezed by the UK.

This was followed up by the news that researchers at the US National Museum of Natural History had uncovered evidence that settlers at the Jamestown colony in Virginia had engaged in cannibalism during the long winter famine of 1607 that destroyed the colony. As the settlers at Jamestown were British this was intended as a clear warning that the British eat their own. This was intended to increase pressure on the Canadians who must have been torn between an urge to protect Rihanna from the British and a fear that if they don't lash out at Rihanna they'll be the ones getting eaten as punishment.

The US' main event though was the arrest of three further suspects accused of assisting the alleged bombers of the Boston marathon after the attacks had taken place. This is of course is an attempt by Rihanna's CIA handlers to further re-enforce the connection between Rihanna and the Boston marathon bombings in order to make her deeply unpopular especially at her upcoming performance in Boston (6/5/13). Beyond that it was intended to create another flurry of rumours that Rihanna's tour caravan had been stopped at the border and arrests had been made. Once those rumours had been revealed to be untrue the US intended to push the detail that the two suspects who were not US citizens had previously agreed to voluntary confinement on immigration matters. This was intended to be the handlers reassuring the world that Rihanna and Chris Brown had voluntarily agreed not to meet up during Rihanna's tour break. This is something that I hope to be true and certainly something that both Rihanna and Chris Brown have been trying to convince everyone is true through a series of faux arguments on Twitter/Instagram. However having not really thought this through the handlers then proceeded to shoot themselves straight in the foot. Almost immediately after Rihanna's tour caravan successfully crossed into Canada the US was forced to charge all three suspects in front of a Federal Magistrate thus demonstrating that even the US think that voluntarily confinement is simply not sufficient.

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Rihanna's CIA handlers didn't even wait for the Montreal concert to begin before acting to further increase the pressure on Rihanna and correct their error from the Boston arrest narrative. At around 17:00 (local)/21:00 (GMT) a one Chris Kelly was pronounced dead at a hospital in Atlanta, US after being found unconscious at his home. Although toxicology tests are yet to be completed authorities suspect a drugs overdose. Apart from sharing the given name of Chris Brown Kelly used to be a part of toe-curlingly awful 1990's rap-group "Kriss Kross" in which he was known as 'Mac Daddy.' Seven hours after Kelly's death the cosmetic company MAC released for sale the Rihanna inspired lipstick RiRiWoo. Therefore this killing was carried out in order to promote discussion about whether people in the business think Chris Brown should simply be killed whilst casting a dark shadow over Rihanna's product launch in order to increase the pressure on her. By raising the prospect of Chris Brown being killed his handlers were trying to take the argument about what to do with him to a ridiculous extreme in the hope of reducing the pressure for him to be put in prison. However the handlers again seem to have failed to think this one through. Probably the only argument that exists for continuing to protect Brown is that it would be bad for team morale if the CIA shows it is unable to protect one of its assets. However as there are plenty of people in the business who would quite happily see Chris Brown killed his own handlers have put forth the argument that by putting him in prison rather then killing him they would actually be protecting Chris Brown.

On something of a side note in preparation for the launch of Rihanna's red MAC lipstick Turkish airlines have banned their flight attendants from wearing brightly coloured red or pink lipsticks in favour of more pastel tones. This has prompted something of a small social media campaign accusing the airline of trying to Islamify the fiercely secular nation. I think what's actually happened is that Turkey has taken this step in order to warn its population that the CIA is going to inflict Rihanna on them on in Istanbul on May 30th (30/5/13) so it would be best for her to be ignored. The type of social media campaign in response to the airline decision is exactly the type of thing they want to avoid.

The death of Chris Kelly was rapidly followed up on Thursday (2/5/13) with the announcement that Rihanna's tour is going to be extended further in order to include a concert in Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) on October 19th (19/10/13). This should come as absolutely devastating news for Rihanna and anyone who is concerned about her future well being. Quite apart from the cost of having to transport Rihanna and her tour caravan all the way from South Africa to the UAE as I've said all along this tour has being designed as the honour killing of Rihanna in order to restore honour to the Gulf Monarchs (Emirs) whom she offended through starting the so-called Arab Spring through the "Run This Town" song/video. The UAE concert at the end of a long and gruelling tour is Rihanna's CIA handlers serving her head up on a silver platter to the Emirs as a sort of Biblical offering. In a nation where Marijuana is most certainly illegal and you need a special license from the government to consume or possess alcohol the handlers are clearly hoping for a major emotional meltdown by Rihanna in order to complete the sacrifice. The fact that Rihanna's co-star in the Run This Town song Jay-Z had his head on the chopping block in the UK as this news was announced tells you a lot about the dearth of strategic acumen within the Live Nation organisation.

Later on Thursday it was announced that Lindsay Lohan has checked into a rehabilitation facility as part of her punishment for lying to the police following a road accident. However the rehab facility Lohan has checked into is not one that has been approved by prosecutors. Therefore those prosecutors have until May 10th (10/5/13) to inspect the facility and decide whether they accept it or whether to bring Lohan back to Court for failing to complete her punishment. This is all another attempt by the handlers to reinforce the idea that Chris Brown and Rihanna will be kept separate during Rihanna's tour break and promote discussion about whether this will be an acceptable way to help Rihanna permanently resolve her fundamental misconceptions - her 'rehab.' The answer to that question is a swift and simple no because the conditions needed for Rihanna's 'rehabilitation' are totally incompatible with the conditions of her tour. Therefore she cannot be considered in 'rehab' until this tour has ended. In fact part of the provocation of Israel - who fully understand the solutions required to Rihanna's issues - through the announcement of the rescheduled Texas concerts in November was the US telling Israel that that they have no intention of helping Rihanna solve her issues.

Going off on something of a tangent again despite the rescheduled dates Live Nation have been forced by law to offer full refunds to any ticket holders. I think true Rihanna fans would take Live Nation up on that offer forcing the cancellation of the concerts and finally allowing Rihanna some well earned time off.

The news about Lohan was swiftly followed up by reports of a shooting incident at Bush airport in Houston, US. After much drama it emerged that a man had walked into the terminal carrying an AR-15 type semi-automatic rifle and fired one shot into the ceiling before shooting himself in the head. This could have been a reference to the gun control debate. It could have been a reference to the debate over Bush-era policies versus Obama-era policies. It could also have been a reference to me 'shooting myself in the head' either by insulting Rihanna's #RiRiWoo hashtag on Twitter or generally not behaving in a way the CIA wished I would. It could even have been a coded reference the fact that Obama had departed on his trip to Mexico. That obviously promotes discussion about coded references to departure times which has highly relevant to Rihanna's adventures with international border posts. Mainly though I think the airport incident was a general attempt to cause confusion.

Next the US announced that the body of Tamarlan Tsarnaev - the dead suspect in the Boston marathon bombings - had been claimed by the family so some sort of funeral could take place. Primarily this was something that needed to be done. However the timing was intended to create confused speculation over which 'family' had claimed the Boston bombings. After all I pointed out earlier on in the day on Twitter that I wasn't actually the Boston marathon suspect - something I thought went without saying. However as the Tsarnaev's CIA handlers have been working very hard to use Dohktar Tsarnaev as a metaphor me I suppose there was some hope that the news that one of the Tsarnaevs being sent for a funeral would provoke some tense discussion about whether the US are saying I'm dead as far as they're concerned. It was also an attempt by Rihanna's CIA handlers to further damage her reputation by further linking her to the Boston bombings ahead of the her still to be cancelled Boston (6/5/13) concert.

Then the FBI Field office in Newark, New Jersey, US announced that it was making Joanne Chesimaid the first ever woman on it's infamous "Most Wanted" list. This obviously raised questions about whether the US was in fact being anti-women by taking this long to consider a woman worthy of such an 'honour.'  This discussion abut feminism was prompted by the fact that there are a very large number of people both within US state circles and beyond very worried that because the US has waited so long for a woman President they will settle for any woman President and Hillary Clinton will be elected in 2016. As the majority of the US State Department's current workload involves tidying up f*ck ups from the Hillary era this is generally considered a very bad idea.The fact that Chesimaid is currently on the run in Cuba promotes discussion about that absolutely tiny issue of US/Cuba sanctions including Jay-Z and Beyonce's recent state sanctioned trip there.

The fact that Chesmaid escaped from prison after being convicted of the murder of a New Jersey police officer whilst a member of the Black Militant Army (BLA) promotes discussion about the conspiracy theory surrounding that other great black empowerment group the Black Panthers. As this is believed by a great number of people it doesn't really matter how true the conspiracy theory is. However the theory runs that realising that the Black Panthers were becoming too successful the CIA decided to counter them by flooding Black America with crack cocaine an heroin (which helped to fund the Iran contras) and inflicting 'icons' such as Chris Brown on them in an effort to hold them back and keep them poor.

Also having taken the assumed name of Assata Shakur Chesmaid claims to be the aunt of the famous rapper Tupac Shakur. This obviously promotes discussion about the infamous east coast V west coast rap war that saw both Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G shot and killed. There's something about Chris Brown that makes me really miss those days. More importantly though it promotes discussion about "Ghetto Gospel" - Tupac's 2005 post-mortem collaboration with Elton John. Featuring "Bodie" from "The Wire" in the video many people have said this was a UK led US/UK effort to make me world famous prior to that year's G8 Summit. The line from that song that always sticks with me is "Peace to that young warrior/worrier" (pronunciation's fun). As Rihanna proceeded her Newark concert by posting a Instagram/Twitter picture of her wearing an Los Angeles Warriors basketball jersey this was intended to promote discussion about whether she was aware of my life before her career began or simply was expressing love for what she now considers to be her home town. After all we all thought her to be more of a Denver Nuggat. Personally I just think that if Rihanna is trying to send me coded messages basketball is really not the medium through which to do it.

Finally in certain photographs Chesmaid could look a bit like Rihanna's friend Melissa Forde. Obviously having her declared one of the FBI's most wanted would certainly give the impression of raising the tension within Rihanna's core tour party.

Long after I'd gone to bed the US' rant against Israel over Rihanna and the discovery of Sarin in Syria (yes the two issues are really that interlinked) intensified. Firstly the wildfires currently sweeping California managed to set fire to storage tanks containing an unspecified form of pesticide (I'm guessing organophosphate) forcing the evacuation of surrounding homes. This was obviously the US once again expressing it's anger towards Israel for sitting them down and explaining to them that Syria does hold vast stockpiles of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) including Sarin gas and worse. While there is a degree of confidence that the Syrian government will not use these weapons it is almost certain that if the Syrian government were to fall the Saudi and Qatari Irregular Army (SQIA) will use them - most probably against Israel. The CIA really don't like being reminded of that truth because it forces them to take the situation in Syria very seriously rather than continuing to treat it as a bit of a lark.

Then the US announced that the Israeli's had been sent information demonstrating that its Massive Ordinance Penetrator (MOP) bunker busting bomb had been improved making it more likely that it could successfully destroy Iran's underground nuclear facilities. On the surface this was presented to make it look like the US was reassuring Israel. In reality though it was a US threat reminding Israel that it is dependent on US assistance in order to attack Iran so it had better behave. Also the Israelis will not have failed to notice that the Saudis would have interpreted as the US saying to them; "Look what great friends we are. We hate Israel as much as you and we're prepared to bomb your great regional rival Iran." As both the MOP and the planes that could drop it are made by Boeing this was also the US sticking the knife into Israel over their continued insistence that Rihanna is given the time and space to deal with her issues rather than having those issues exploited in order to force her into a highly abusive relationship with Chris Brown. The exchange of technical information was of course a reference to the technical information Israel gave to the US regarding the presence of Sarin in Syria.

The death of Dr Autumn Klein MD in Pittsburgh on April 20th (20/4/13) was of course an earlier round in the argument between Israel and the US over Rihanna that has been going on for the best part of 9 months. Klein is of course a Jewish name so the fact she was a neurologist was intended to be a US rebuttal of Israel (and most everybody else's) assessment that Chris Brown in a pathological offender who cannot be rehabilitated. The fact that it was confirmed by toxicology tests that Klein was killed by cyanide poisoning was a reference to the tests of soil samples excetera that the US was forced into after Israel handed it information demonstrating the presence of Sarin in Syria.

On Friday (3/5/13) it emerged that Lindsay Lohan had not checked into a rehabilitation facility after all. On the surface this could be interpreted as the US conceding the Israeli point that Rihanna cannot be considered 'in rehab' until her tour has ended. However in reality Lohan's failure to attend a rehab facility means that she will have to appear in Court again in what will no doubt be a highly theatrical performance. Therefore the US is simply trying to cause more confusion and keep the argument running. The US actual concession will of course come in the form of Live Nation announcing - without prejudice to Rihanna - the immediate cancellation of all Diamonds World Tour concerts after Helsinki, Finland on July 28th (28/7/13) followed on June 10th (10/6/13) by the indictment of Chris Brown.

At present the US show absolutely no sign of doing this. Through Thursday's rigged NBA playoff basketball match between the New York Nets and the Chicago Bulls they forced the delay of Rihanna's first Brooklyn concert from Saturday (4/5/13) until Tuesday (7/5/13).  This is intended to reassure Rihanna that her CIA handlers have her best interests at heart by making sure the still not cancelled Boston (6/5/13) will not be the last concert of the current US leg. It was also an effort to get Rihanna to stay in Canada for another day by removing the urgent need for her to get back to New York for Saturday. That would obviously increase the pressure on the Canadian authorities for when Rihanna did eventually arrive at the border. It would also increase the pressure on everybody else by extending the window in which Rihanna could possibly be arriving at the border and through that increase the opportunity for the sort of wild rumours we saw ahead of the Wednesday crossing. It was also an attempt to delay me making this post. You see the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) has been holding a big conference in Bonn, Germany in order to flesh out the Durban Platform for Adaptation (ADP) which is intended to provide the framework for the upcoming COP19/CMP9 Conference. Needless to say not much progress has been made primarily because the US are still pushing the "Rihanna controls the weather with her mind" angle.

As part of the general level of noise from the US that filled the suspense about Rihanna's return journey to the US from Canada the Massachusetts attorney general announced that Robel Philliops will make his first Court appearance on Monday May 6th (6/5/13). As the US have always intended for naturalised US citizen (Ethiopia) to be viewed as a metaphor for Chris Brown the fact that his first Court appearance will take place on the same day as Rihanna's Boston concert and 777 Tour documentary debut was just a sad attempt to pique some level interest in Chris Brown while again attempting to damage Rihanna's reputation by further linking her to the Boston marathon bombings.

Then at around 18:40 (GMT) FOX News put out a story claiming that no Boston cemetery will take Tarmalan Tsarnaev's body. This appears to have prompted Rihanna to take to Twitter/Instagram to announce that she had arrived safe and well in Brooklyn. As yet this has not been independently verified. After all any Bangladeshi can embroider. However I believe it to be true. I would like to take personal credit for Rihanna's early departure and arrival. However I fear the reality is that Rihanna much prefers Park Avenue hotels to Ottawa hotels.

Finally as you may have guessed by the large place-holders currently "INSERT DETAILS OF CONCERT" this post may be edited later once I get the slightest idea what happened at either Rihanna's Montreal of Ottawa concert. However on I should point out that the information is out there. It's just I've lacked the time and Internet connection to go and look at it.

20:05 on 3/5/13.