Operation Misery: Month 2, Week 5, Day 2.

On Monday (6/5/13) Rihanna played her highly controversial Boston concert. Although simply appearing in the city so soon after the marathon bombings  should have been stressful enough for Rihanna and damaging enough to her reputation Rihanna's CIA handlers were hard at work increasing the pressure on her and further linking her to the terrorist attack.

Primarily this involved a Court hearing for Robel Phillipos - the US citizen who had been charged with assisting the suspected marathon bombers after the attack took place. As Phillipos has always been intended to be a metaphor for Chris Brown the fact that he was released on USD100,000 bail bond, forced to wear an electronic tag and been confined to his mothers home was supposed to be interpreted as a sign that Chris Brown will face similar restrictions while awaiting trial for multiple criminal offences.  The accompanying news that Tarmalan Tsarnaev's mother intends to return him to his place of birth (Russia) for burial was intended to look like an attempt to promote discussion about whether Chris Brown will be allowed to remain in his state of residence (California) or whether he will be returned to his state of birth (West Virginia) while awaiting trial. However as it was extremely unlikely that the charges against Phillipos were simply going to be dropped the fact he has been released on bail rather then being remanded in custody was actually a sign that the CIA handlers have no intention of lifting their protection of Chris Brown because they either consider the operation to still be viable or don't want to lose face by admitting that it's not.

Next came the news that 1990's pop-star Lauryn Hill has been sent to prison for tax evasion. Rihanna has been under investigation by the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) for the best part of three years over tax evasion allegations relating to Berdon LLP's mismanagement of her financial affairs. Therefore the imprisoning of Lauryn Hill for the same offence that Rihanna is being investigated for was a naked threat to Rihanna that unless she obeys she too will be put in prison. However it must be said that as long as Rihanna's handlers know that the IRS investigation will make her compliant there is no chance of the IRS investigation ending.

Then - just after I went to bed - the news broke that Amanda Berry (a US woman who has been missing since 2003) had been found safe and well living with two other missing women and three men in a house a few streets away from where she went missing in Cleavland, Ohio, US. Although the three men who were immediately arrested were hispanic they were brothers which is slang for black men. When you smoke as much marijuana as Rihanna does the name "Amanda Berry" sounds like the phrase; "A man to bury." Therefore the news that the US has got 'a man to bury' and three brothers had been arrested for holding a woman prisoner was intended to be interpreted as further indication that Rihanna was the prisoner and the US now intends to kill or imprison Chris Brown and three further mystery men over her treatment. Putting aside the fact that Rihanna is still clearly hopelessly devoted to Chris Brown it is never nice to hear yourself referred to as "the victim."

As Berry and the two other women appeared to have been living in a crowded residential area they knew well for 10 years without attempting to escape this story promotes discussion about the phenomenon by which during long periods of captivity prisoners form an emotional attachment to their highly abusive captors. This is commonly known as 'Stockholm Syndrome' although that is not recognised as a scientific term is psychology circles. The fact that Berry's 'escape' can right on schedule with me going to bed and Rihanna's concert preparations further highlights that Berry had been colluding with her captors and that her captors were being protected from local law enforcement by people high up in the US Establishment. The manufactured emotional attachment between an abuse victim and their victim has an obvious relevance to Rihanna's relationship with Chris Brown and the story will no doubt develop into a discussion about how Berry/Rihanna can be de-programmed/rehabilitated.

However this type of collaboration between captive and captor is also hugely relevant to the current hunger-strike taking place at Guantanamo Bay. What is happening there is that the actual CIA and the detainees have got together to create this 'crisis' in order to put pressure on President Obama to close Guantanamo Bay. This detainees motivation for this is pretty obvious - after all being in Guantanamo these days is actually pretty boring. The CIA's role is more complicated. The key sticking point to the closure of Guantanamo is the return of 8 detainees to Yemen. Yemen is of course the home base of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) who supposedly run the online magazine "Inspire" that taught the Tsarnaev brothers how to build the Boston marathon bombs. As the Guantanamo hunger-strike began the week before the marathon bombings the CIA is clearly very keen for the issue of AQAP to be discussed however I've avoided commenting on it because I do not think it would be appropriate to do so on the world wide web and I have not suddenly changed my mind. Needless to say though by pushing the issue for such wide discussion the CIA clearly doesn't want the men returned to Yemen so they can be used as double agents in order to weaken AQAP.

While the Amanada Berry story was developing the documentary on Rihanna's 777 Tour aired on the FOX network in the US. Although I haven't looked I suspect this generated quite a response on social media - some good, some bad. After all apart from costing Rihanna a small fortune (USD300,000 in airport fines in the UK alone) it p*ssed off a lot of people including national governments some of whom have their armies of Internet trolls.

As for Rihanna's concert itself it was a disaster. Rihanna eventually arrived on stage some three hours late. That is her usual one hour of lateness plus two further hours. Over the sound of booing those fans who bothered to stay until Rihanna took to the stage got to seen her lazily work her way through the usual set-list and costume changes. In the absence of any apology from Rihanna or her people we are left speculating whether the delay was caused by Rihanna getting stressed out by all the drama or whether Rihanna was simply sulking because the concert meant she was unable to go to Vogue magazine's Met Ball fashion party.
Neither of these things are true because no-one can be that stupid or that stoned.  Instead Rihanna was three hours late on stage simply because her handlers told her to be three hours late. They no doubt told her and their political masters that this was necessary because the angry response would help the discussion about security at the Morocco (24/5/13) concert while the discussion about whether the emotional stress of the angry reaction would force Rihanna back into Chris Brown's arms would help save women in Islamic societies from forced marriage and honour killing.

At 20:55 on 7/5/13 there's plenty more but I need a cigarette so let's consider this part 1.

Edited at 21:15 on 7/5/13.

The real reason Rihanna's CIA handlers instructed her to take to the stage three hours late was of course to increase the tension at today's international conference on the future of Somalia held in London, UK. The idea being that by increasing the tension the US would be able to help the UK gain increased control over Somalia. From a US perspective this is an incredibly stupid thing to do because Somalia sits across the Gulf of Aden from Yemen. As Yemen is effectively a client state of Saudi Arabia if Somalia were to become a UK client state the close allegiance between the UK and Saudi Arabia would allow the two nations to close the Gulf of Aden and with it the Suez Canal allowing the UK and Saudi Arabia to hold the global economy to ransom in the same way Iran threatens to do by closing the Strait of Hormuz. Also UK control of Somalia would allow it to be better able to control the smuggling routes for timber and vital minerals (like Diamonds) out of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) and the Central African Republic (CAR). From a humanitarian perspective this would make the already dire situations in those nations even worse. From a tactical perspective it would make the US dependent on the UK for access to the minerals which are as vital to the modern global economy as oil. Therefore while there are more traditional ways to deal with them I think the US actually has a very good chance of securing treason convictions against those running the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation.

Demonstrating the level of collusion between the US and the UK over the Amanda Berry case the UK was today all ready to go with its own version. This revolved around the collapse of a trial against four men accused of keeping men in servitude/slavery at a gypsy/traveller site in Berkshire, UK in September 2011 after the Jury failed to reach a verdict. One of the key problems with the prosecution is that many of the victims refused to testify against the accused and some even went as far as to thank them for their treatment. This of course also reflects the manufactured emotional attachment between a captive and their captor that is at the heart of the Amanda Berry case. Just to add an extra level of confusion later in the day a different Court imposed prison sentences against two men who had already been convicted of the same offence in the same case but were being tried separately for reasons that are in no way clear.

The UK followed this up with the Jury in the trial of Mark Bridger over the abduction of April Jones being shown a one hour recorded interview with one of the child eye witnesses. The April Jones abduction is of course the UK's way of discussing Rihanna reuniting with Chris Brown in a nightclub toilet in October 2012. The one hour video recording was obviously a reference to the 777 Tour documentary. Therefore this development was a way of finding out if any of the delegates had actually bothered to watch the documentary. It was also intended to raise the question of why Rihanna has so far refused to give evidence against Chris Brown. That question was intended to be a test of the intelligence of the delegates to see whether they understand the nature of Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship. After all while that is well understood in intelligence/psychology circles in the developed world the Somali government has probably got a few other things to worry about at the moment.

As the attachment between an abuse victim and their abuser is always relevant to discussions about the UK Commonwealth the UK Queen also took the opportunity to announce that she won't be attending this years Commonwealth summit. This gave the Commonwealth delegates at the Somalia summit a code base to have discussions about things like Royal succession while at the same time testing the loyalty of the Commonwealth nations with particular attention being paid to Kenya and Rwanda. It also raised the question of whether it would be acceptable for the new Somali government to apply to become a Commonwealth member.

The UK's big play though was the start of the trial of Stuart Hazell for the murder of Tia Sharp a 12 year old girl who was murdered in right near me in Croydon, UK just before the 2012 London Olympics. The opening arguments centred very heavily on the fact that Tia's body had been discovered in the loft/attic of her grandmother's home. My father and I are currently in the process of clearing out the loft/attic of my grandmother's home. In an effort to increase the pressure on me the UK has been spreading rumours that my grandmother's loft/attic is full of very valuable things in an effort to encourage local criminals to break in. Unfortunately it isn't and all the stuff is going straight from the loft/attic into the car and then from the car into the city dump so any criminals will be better off breaking into the local landfill site. However the opening arguments of the trial also focused on the fact that a large amount of child pornography had been found in Hazell's home. This raises the possibility that MI5 could actually break into my house and plant incriminating evidence such as child pornography. Of course in order to achieve a prosecution this way the UK would then have to clear a number of legal hurdles such as probable cause for a search and reasonable doubt off the top of my head. That obviously tests the intelligence of delegates at the Somalia conference to find out if they understand these legal principles and whether they value them. Obviously the UK would much rather work with a Somali government that doesn't.

All this talk of people breaking into my home to steal/add things obviously massively raised the tension of my traditional Tuesday night trip to the local pub where I could be beaten up by big, scary men at any point. Here the UK actually made quite a slick move because the Somali conference actually finished about two hours before I was scheduled to go to the pub. This allowed the UK to claim to the delegates who are still in the UK under the same level of stress that all this wasn't intended to target them but to target the meeting in Russia between US Secretary of State and his Russian opposite number. Therefore the delegate would be much better off forming an allegiance with the UK rather then the US because the UK is smart and knows how to play the US for fools.

Of course I largely avoided this by simply not going to the pub primarily because I've actually been really busy. However with so much staked on there being drama surrounding my personal safety and security the local little nigger network simply sent someone around to my house. So as I was having a cigarette outside as their Russian press conference was wrapping up I came across I heavily set gentleman of a Ghanaian persuasion rooting around deep in my back garden. Obviously I've got a feeling I might be having this read back to be in Court at some point so let us just say he left on his knees with nothing worse than severely damaged pride. I ended up with what is actually developing into quite a nasty bruise on one of my knuckles. I would pursue him for assault but he'll have an army of police officers to back him up. Hence the term "little nigger."

21:55 on 7/5/13.