I Hate Democracy

Or at least the version that UK Big Brother is peddling. After quite a few weeks the Great British voting public have chosen as the winner of the £100,000 prize the woman who was already going to do very well out of magazine deals.

Anyway in reverse order the final results of UK Big Brother 2010 are;

4th. Andrew,

3rd, JJ,

2nd, Dave,

1st, Josie.

Josie goes on to join the ranks of Big Brother Champions of Champions which is made up of;

• Chantelle. The non-celebrity winner of one of the series of Celebrity Big Brother who went on to marry and divorce Preston of the band "The Ordinary Boys" who was in the same series of Celebrity Big Brother.

• Preston. The lead singer of the Ordinary Boys who married and divorced Chantelle off Celebrity Big Brother. The nation got to watch their love affair develop into marriage. I got to watch their marriage develop into divorce right at the bottom of Trafalgar Street, Brighton. It was during the 2006 World Cup. I was drunk and a little stoned. I had £5000 in my pocket because I was off to help my mate buy a van. It was a strange afternoon.

• Brian. The winner of Big Brother 2001 who went on to have a reasonably successful career presenting TV shows on the shopping channel.

• Nadia. The Portuguese male to female transsexual off Big Brother 2003.

• John McCirrick. Channel 4 (horse) Racing pundit who revealed himself to be an a***hole on one of the series of Big Brother.

• Makoise. The Zimbabwean nurse who found fame in Big Brother 2002 by having sex in the swimming pool.

• Ulrika Johnson. Famous as a team captain on Shooting Stars she was also apparently on a series of Celebrity Big Brother but is probably most famous as a shagger of Ex-England FC manager Sven Goren Erickson.

• Nikki Grahame. Insane ex-contestant from Big Brother 2005. With a history of eating disorders and mental distress she is the famous lover of Pete who had Tourettes

• With a "T", with "W", with an "A" and a "T" it's Coolio off some series of Celebrity Big Brother.

• "Nasty" Nick Batemen. A contestant from the original 2000 series of Big Brother Nasty Nick was the first person ever to be thrown out of the Big Brother house for cheating. If you've received your GCSE results today I wouldn't worry too much. On the day I received my A-Level results Nasty Nick was thrown out of the Big Brother house. I can't remember my A-Level results but I can certainly remember the first series of Big Brother.

Also in fictional TV entertainment it has been announced that Catholic Priest was involved in a 1972 IRA bombing but the Brits had no evidence Catholic Church in Ireland agreed to move him to another Parish in the Irish Republic. Anyway is it this autumn that the Catholic Pope will be visiting the Protestant theocracy known as the UK?