Thursday 25 February 2010

Wayne Bridge.

For about the last month British soccer has been rocked by the scandal that Chelsea captain, John Terry had an affair with Vanessa Peroncell the then girlfriend of his England teammate, Wayne Bridge.

Today Wayne Bridge has announced that he is making himself unavailable for selection for the England team because he feels his position is untenable.

In this metaphor I am John Terry and Wayne Bridge is an amalgamation of British Establishment figures. Allow me to assure you then that once Wayne Bridge has got this little tantrum out of his system he'll soon be making himself available for selection again. After all Bridge is just a second choice player.

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