Luge Death Update.

Although at the last Winter Olympics I vaguely remember saying something like how I was impressed by Lugists and the ever more inventive ways they try an kill themselves I don't actually know that much about the sport. Having done some research though I am now 100% convinced that Georgian Lugist, Nodar Kumaritashvili was killed as part of British operation. They used the Commonwealth link to get the Canadian Olympic hosts to build a dangerous course. They also used re-construction funding following the South Ossetian war to buy the co-operation of the Georgian government and recruit a Georgian athlete to stage a crash. The poor sod probably didn't even know that the intention was for him to die.

Apart from being the diplomatic equivalent of creeping up behind someone and shouting "BOO!" in order to make them jump and stress them out the objective of the operation was to assess what level of international support exists for Britain's operations against me. The British entry into the same event is Adam Rosen so a lesser element of the operation was to whip up a level of anti-semitism.

In the UK on Saturday (13/02) a group of charities signed an open letter to the leaders of the three main British political parties calling for a consensus on how to provide free care at home for the elderly. This has prompted the Labour health minister to, today, call for a cross party summit on the issue. So in order to save everyone some time may I just point out that in order for the Crown to meet it's debt to my grandmother it will need to provide top-grade, private, residential care in a location of her choosing. That is because while simply forcing someone to live in Croydon isn't considered a war crime it probably should be.