Today At Wimbledon...

...We've learnt that tennis fans are wasting their lives and should really be watching the cricket.

In Tuesday's newspaper we also learnt that on Monday (20/6/11) the so called "Murry Mound" which is the small hill just outside Wimbledon which shows the tennis live on a big screen was closed due to health on safety worries. This was due to an incident on Sunday where the organiser of a country fair didn't follow health and safety rules resulting in a horse and trap crashing into the crowd killing one woman and injuring 10 others. My father and I discussed this at length and decided while the horse wasn't legally at fault it should be shot.

Elsewhere tonight (22/6/11 @ 00:52) in East Belfast the local police (PSNI) have warned the local Protestants to f*ck off home before they get hurt. Also the British government have announced their new legal reforms which contains the new offence of "threatening someone with a knife." As "threatening to kill or wound" and "carrying a knife" are already criminal offence I think that this new offence is incredibly specific. Specifically aimed at gobby 13 year old boys in tracksuits who tell police officers that they're "Gonna cut you up!" Damn those Tories and their anti-white racism.

Anyway it's 00:26 and I promise I going to try to go to bed because even if it is Channel 4 for the win there's really only one way to wake up.