Monday, 14 July 2008

And in the end Yossarian jumped.

Remember how the British State has always claimed that they can't do anything about Sadie because "They never turn their guns on their own!"?

Well today we've had a little bit of fun. My dad, who you will remember is one of the British States most loyal employees, has been getting a lot of letters from his energy supplier, EDF energy. Regular viewers will already be familiar with EDF Energy because they're major sponsors of the 2012 Olympics and were responsible for all those funny power cuts during the Lebanon war.

Firstly they sent my dad a letter saying they were going to have to put up his bill by 50% to cover undercharges they'd made. Then they sent him a letter saying they're going to have to put it up by 100% for the same reason. Obviously he's a little upset about this because after 40 years of loyal service which damaged him, his wife, his children and his country he was desperately hoping that one day the violence might stop.

Personally I'm quite upset about this also but mainly quite frustrated because he refuses to change energy supplier and still insists feeding the hand that bites him.

Mainly though I am quite amused by it because it means British Intelligence have been given a simple choice; They can either turn their guns on their own in a way will help them or they can turn their guns on their own such a way that hinders them. I am glad to report that they appear to have chosen the latter.

That's the British State all over though. Sociopathically violent and quite thick. Hardly going to be a winning combination is it.

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