Tuesday 3 January 2012

Own Up Who Made the Weather Angry?

As everyone returns to work following the festive break Britain is being battered by hurricane force winds. In Scotland and the north of England these winds have been powerful enough to blow down brick built buildings. In the south of England where it's calmer the winds have ripped the roof of the Epsom race course and torn down my newly fitted TV aeriel. On the plus side all the money that will have to be spent on repairs should be good for the economy.

In other news the police have announced that they are treating the body of a woman that was found on the Queen's Sandringham Estate on January 1st as murder. At the risk of spoiling it for everyone this is actually a direct reference to the new episode of Sherlock. It's a case of the people who do this sort digging up a body somewhere else and then placing on the Queen's doorstep to promote discussion about how many bodies lie at the Queens door. There's more fighting in Tripoli btw.

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