Time To Get a Shredder.

Today I got more then the usual amount of junk mail including an offer to teach me how to use Windows XP for a simple monthly fee of £14.99. Sadly it didn't come with the necessary paperwork from Croydon Council so it had to go straight in the bin. I also spent two hours of the day waiting to see my doctor which is a bad sign because it means the locals are still being a little petulant and that was the sort of behaviour that got them into trouble in the first place.

The real bad news though is that I've got that Swine Flu so if I want to go outside in the next two weeks I got to wear one of these;