Night bus Rapist Convicted. Thursday, a chef was convicted of a series of sex attacks across South London. The offences were committed over a period of six years and he was only allowed to carry out his one man crime wave because of police failings. To illustrate the problems the British police have prosecuting sex crime the BBC news used a case study featuring a young woman called Rebbecca. The idea of this story is, as always to cause confusion, smear my image and give the incorrect impression that I'm about to be convicted of some crime. The fact I'm always being referred to as either a rapist, paedophile or sex offender is interesting because it reveals two things;
- The UK security services are feeling more then a little bit violated at the moment.
- If I'm not a rapist then it means the several women who self-identify as homosexual must have consented to have sex with me rather then a woman. This throws the entire credibility of homosexuality into serious doubt and the Brits would like to have their research on the subject peer reviewed.
Burmese Pirate Murders. Wednesday a woman called Linda Robertson from East Sussex told the world how her husband was brutally murdered by Burmese pirates of the coast of Thailand. The idea of this story is to create confusion and to promote discussion of whether any action has been taken against my neighbour Linda in order to get the other G20 nation's to share what they know about the matter. It is also an attempt to draw attention to the fact that MI6 has extensive networks operating within Burma in order to overthrow the Burmese Junta. The Burmese Junta is still very much in power so to draw attention to MI6 networks indicates that the Brits are so desperate they're prepared to burn those networks and throw those operatives to the wolves.
Jimmy Mizen Murder Trial. Friday, a verdict was reached in the ongoing trial or the killer of Jimmy Mizen. This was a tragic incident in last May when a 16 year old boy was murdered trying to protect his younger brother while buying a sausage roll just after buying his first lottery ticket. At the time the Brits leapt on the story as a way to announce to the world that I was dead. Nearly a year later with me still very much alive they timed the trial to cause confusion ahead of the G20 Summit. Now the killer's been convicted of murder I've now been re-cast in his role. If that's confused you don't worry, the Brits have baffled themselves on that one.
Royal Marriage Bill. Friday, the UK Parliament debated a bill that would overturn a 308 year law preventing members of the UK Royal family from marrying Catholics. The bill would also grant royal women the right to ascend to the throne ahead of younger male siblings. This stunt was so obvious only about 4 MP's bothered to turn up to the debate and it demonstrates one thing. Nothing causes more confusion then subjective and inflammatory issues like religion and sexual equality.
Report on Science Teaching in UK Schools. Friday, a report was released showing that standards of science teaching in the UK is just not good enough. This is an attempt by MI6 to find out why the Laurence Fishburne character in CSI bears more then a passing resemblance to my old high school science teacher, Marcus. Before he became a teacher Marcus worked as Keith Vaz MP's Private Parliamentary Secretary. He also taught me a hell of a lot about explosives spinning the whole story of into a complex argument over state sponsored terrorism.
New Research into HIV. Thursday, an American Bio-technology company released a computer simulation to show how they had used cutting edge imaging technology to show how the AIDS virus destroys a healthy blood cell before transferring over to destroy another healthy cell. I won't go into much detail because this is the big bad CIA putting themselves on the line to explain, in a polite way as possible, that British science is years behind everybody else and it is time for the Brits to put down childish things.
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