National Bullsh*t Month.

Between April 1st and April 3rd London will play host to 20 world leaders under the banner of the G20 Summit. As with all summits of this type the month before sees the security services of all the visiting nations make applications to the security services of the host county to see what type of security delegation they will have to bring with them and what members of those delegations the host country is going to allow through their border controls. In honour of this fact Britain's MI5 have declared the period between March 5th and April 5th to be National Bullshit Month. So far this means we in the UK have been treated too;

• A Gala dinner to honour the victims of the Mumbai terrorist attacks which made London hotels very aware of their security arrangements.

• A Plane Stupid protester throwing green custard in Peter Mandelson's face which was really funny.

• A Republican splinter group killing two British soldiers at an army barracks in Northern Ireland.

• A government summit to tackle the issue of domestic violence against women.

• A demonstration in London opposing Sharia Law and calling for secular law in the UK

• A government summit to make the British Judiciary more inclusive

• A fox hunter being killed by animal rights activists in a helicopter

• A small but aggressive demonstration by an Islamic/MI5 front group at a parade marking the return of soldiers of the Royal Anglican Regiment from Iraq.

• A call for NATO members to assist the UK with the security arrangements for the 2012 Olympics.

Today has seen a teenager in Germany go a gun rampage which has killed 16. Now there is absolutely no suggestion that the German authorities had anything whatsoever to do with this massacre and it may just be a tragic co-incidence. However it is important to understand that Britain is currently very worried that it may lose it's status as the EU's lead diplomatic representative.

This means that there is a strong possibility that Britain's MI6 may have had a hand in this tragedy and the German authorities should be cautious of that in their handling of this case.