It's just his constant companion father, the long serving MI5 agent whose previous deployments include infiltrating and breaking the British trade union movement 1977-1980 has found a new game. He's now started going round to his 87 year old mother's house telling tall tales about men he's stopped trying into her house. Of course most of these men don't really exist and the only man who's tried breaking into her house is doing so under the protection of Croydon council. He's responsible for about 90% of the break-ins in Thornton Heath and has three active arrest warrants on him including one for jumping bail.
The idea of telling my grandmother these scare stories rather then simply having the guy remanded is to make her so scared she will side with one grandson over another. The grandson he's trying her to get to side with is a guy called David Bowden. He represents the new generation of MI5 agents currently working for an organisation called the Institute of Ideas. His next deployment is to be sent to Brussels where he will attempt to infiltrate a group called Libetas who lobby the European Parliament. Libetas is an anti-EU group who masterminded the Irish No vote to the Lisbon treaty. If he is successful in this mission Peter Mandelson's camp will become stronger making it much easier for companies to repeat the situation we saw at the Lindsey oil refinery.
The Bourgeois Middle Class Anarchist is also dredging through hundreds of pages of local government legislation looking for ways of tipping over Croydon's MI5 laden council without giving the knuckle draggers an education. He is also monitoring the Israel situation because that country is the single biggest drain on the UK taxpayers. When he's not doing that he's debating whether he'll cause a fatal split in the UK workers movement by pointing out that with support the Lindsey strikers got 102% of what the Union asked for. It's just a shame the Union's so neutered they didn't ask for more.
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