So, there I was.
Bacon sandwich in one hand. Pint of beer in the other.
Coming down from a, frankly impressive, cocktail of illegal narcotics.
My poor, achy, head being not at all soothed by my Israeli Jewish girlfriend. Screaming at her girlfriend. In a language none of us understood.
When word arrived from the CIA; I'm a member of Al Qeada!
It's alright though.
They're totally here to solve this one now(!)
12:05 on 18/10/23 (UK date).
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