I Dunno I Can't Even Get Arrested These Days.

Yeah I'm home.

As stated yesterday today I've answered police bail regarding well, heads are still being scratched. I attempted to hand myself into Westminster police station only to discover that Westminster police station closed down in 2012 (Thanks Google) so I headed to the next nearest police station - West End Central on Savile Row. There I explained the situation to the desk officer who told me to wait in the foyer while he spoke to the Officer In Charge (OIC) of the case. He then let me speak to the OIC who was shall we say was not in a good mood. After demanding that I attend Croydon Police station at 14:00 (local) with my father (a bizarre request) he proceeded to issue lots and lots of empty threats about having me arrested for breach of bail. He then told me I had a lot of nerve. The desk officer then suggested that the OIC take a few moments to consider his position while I waited in the foyer.

After about half an hour the desk officer phoned the OIC for his decision. The OIC decided that I was to be charged with an unspecified criminal damage offence without further interview. He then revealed he'd already done a deal with Croydon Magistrates Court for me to appear on August 2nd (2/8/13). As West End Central has no custody suite (cells) the OIC was then instructed to telephone Charing Cross police station to arrange for me to be taken into custody. I was then instructed to travel, unaccompanied to Charing Cross.

After getting horrifically lost in London's West End (always happens when I don't have a police escort) I arrived at Charing Cross and once again explained the situation to the desk officer. Once again I was told to wait in the foyer while he spoke to the OIC. I was not party to this conversation but I gather it was something along the lines of the custody sergeant at Charing Cross feeling there was no grounds to arrest me let alone charge me so if the OIC felt differently he should travel up and do it himself. The OIC declined this offer.

So after the Charing Cross desk officer confirmed that I had most certainly not breached bail I was left to leave on my own recognisance with police bail not renewed. Apparently the OIC is going to be given the weekend to have a long, hard think about his position and will contact me over the coming week. Hopefully this time he will remember that he has to contact me not my father.

So yeah there's around 35,000 Metropolitan police officers. At least one of them's a c*nt.


17:15 on 28/6/13.

Edited at around 18:05 on 28/6/13 to add;

Obviously it's going to take me a little while, marijuana, alcohol and cocaine to wind down from today. So at some point in the evening I may proclaim that I not only have the right to Sarastro's salary, pension and house but also his skin so I can have it taken up to Savile Row to be made into a suit. I will of course largely be joking. However because there are many in my situation who do not have my level of muscle behind them I hope everyone understands that I will have to draw blood.

Those of you who have been reading my Twitter feed will be aware that whilst waiting in Charing Cross foyer I telephoned Sarastro and once again got voicemail. So I left him the statutory nuisance case reference number and the Court of Protection (COP) reference number. Both of course go to the credibility of my accusers. However the COP case also demonstrates that my father cannot be deemed my appropriate adult. The Statutory Nuisance case also demonstrates that Croydon Magistrates are unable to act in this matter.

Therefore what should happen next is that Croydon Magistrates Court should immediately recluse themselves from the case due their erroneous decision to allow the address in question to operate unlawful for in excess of two years. Any other Court in the UK can then attempt to prosecute an offence of criminal damage against property with no lawful owner. Alternatively we could just impose the closure order now.

Other things I may be doing this evening might include providing certain people with the contact details of removal companies.

Edited again at around 02:50 on 29/6 /13 to add;

Is it so wrong that I'm disappointed that I wasn't arrested. You see if I'd been taken into custody I could have looked forward to a weekend of sleeping, eating, weeping, pacing, swearing and crying. Now I've got to find something to fill my time.

I suppose somewhere between sleeping, eating, drinking, weeping, pacing, smoking, crying and sadly legitmately updating my iPod I could find time to bring down my shiniest suit and dust off those S.82 EPA notices. The problem is that 3 days after that fax is sent (2/7/13) the address causing a nuisance prejudicial to health must be vacant or become a free fire zone. I see no need for a free fire zone.

As for Croydon Council's decision to demolish the structures on Tia Sharp's final resting place I am happy with that. I do though dispute Croydon Council's belief that they have a right to build on the land. After all I think it should become a burial ground for the guilty.