Pierre Ze Famous French Fighter Pilot.

In the spring of 1940 the dark cloud of Nazism had descended over continental Europe. The only thing that stood between Britain and the might of the German Luftwaffe was the courage of the Royal Air Force. These brave few were joined in their struggle by volunteers from among the occupied nations. Chief amongst these was Pierre du Marais a man of just 19 from a small village just outside Troyes.

During what became know as the Battle of Britain du Marais served heroically with B flight of the infamous Blue Blitz Squadron. From the cockpit of his Spitfire Pierre wrought havoc on the Hun downing several Me 109's, a brace of Me 110's and handful of Heinkels 111's and a full 43 Juncker 88's.

At the end of that long summer du Marais was rewarded for his exploits with the Distinguished Flying Cross, universal acclaim and a months leave in the village of Wivelsfield. There his eye was taken by Rose Adams a buxom farmers daughter with hair of gold and eyes of blue. Looking to enjoy the proceeds of fame one afternoon du Marais took Adams for a picnic of the South Downs.

Despite rationing they both enjoyed their meal. So much so that soon Rose cried; "Oh Pierre Kiss Me!"

Pierre responded by drawing a deep breath and taking a hearty swig of his wine. Shocked Rose asked; "Oh Pierre what are you doing?" To which Pierre responded; "I am Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot. Before I taste the red meat of your lips I must first taste of ze red wine" and proceeded to kiss her passionately.  

So passionate was Pierre's kiss that after a little while Rose pulled back and unbuttoning her blouse said; "Oh Pierre would you mind kissing me a little lower."

Pierre responded by drawing a deep, opened another bottle of wine and took a huge slug. Worried that she may have gone to far Rose nervously asked; "Oh Pierre what are you doing?" To which Pierre replied; "I am Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot. Before taste the supple white meat of your tender young breasts I must first of ze white wine." and moved his head lower.

After a short while Rose again pulled back and whispered; "Oh Pierre would you mind kissing me a little bit lower?"

Pierre responded by drawing a deep breath, opening a bottle of brandy, pouring it over his head and striking a match. Shocked Rose screamed out; "Pierre! What Are You Doing!" to which Pierre responded;

"I am Pierre ze famous French fighter pilot and when I go down I go down in flames!"


I'll get me coat.

21:55 on 5/1/14.