It is now around 20:55 on December 23rd 2011. In the past 30 minutes the BBC has begun to report that Prince Phillip - husband of the Queen of England has been rushed from Shandringham Palace to Papworth hospital suffering from chest pains and a possible heart attack. This is of course complete nonsense. Apart from provoking the obvious interest and discussions about Prince Phillip this will be reported extensively by the BBC and will be viewed by my grandmother. The plan is that this will create so much stress in my grandmother that it will induce a fatal heart attack.
In other news I've spoken too my mother and it turns out she had her handbag (cash, credit cards mobile phone etc) stolen from her office in Croydon University Hospital (CUH). So clearly someone is in a violent mood this Christmas.
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