Technically It's a Public Holiday.

So I'll be brief. Basically Boko Harem are a group of not very clever people living in a country where food is expensive and life is cheap. So they're quite aggressive and therefore really easily to manipulate. So while they technically do exists it's Britain that supplies them with weapons and explosives and does their thinking for them. Apart from producing a big bang on Christmas day and giving us all yet another reason to hate Muslims yesterday's attack in Nigeria along with the Prince Phillip saga was meant to encourage Pentecostal Protestants - many of whom embrace a mystical element similar to Voodoo in their worship - to convert to Church of England Protestantism. Once the conversions have been made the idea is for the country to split into a Muslim north and a Christian south much like Sudan has done. Try and guess which half of the country the oil's in.

Incidentally in the early hours of this morning (26/12/11) an Indian university student was shot and killed in an apparently random attack in Salford Manchester. In light of yesterday's shooting in Dallas Texas that no doubt made for an interesting lunch break on the first day of the Australia V India cricket match.