This Isn't Hugely Important

and sounds a bit insane so I apologise for the delay.

Somewhere along the line the Brits have decided that the behaviour of the local wildlife is really important to me. Over the past few months this has caused them to evict my local foxes from their habitat which actually breaks quite a few environmental protection laws. They have also brought in a bird specialist who by positioning food has got most of the neighborhood birds to fly on a path that antagonises my home security system. They have also encouraged lots of Crows into the area. Like Vultures Crows are carrion birds that feast on rotting corpses. As such in a lot of mythology Crows symbolise death. There has also been a lot of what sounds like a Cuckoo call. Cuckoos have the habit of laying their eggs in other birds nests so if someone is living somewhere they're not welcome they're said to be a Cuckoo. Unfortunately the local bird specialist can't afford a real Cuckoo so we've had to put up with a pigeon doing impressions.

To their credit the neighbourhood cats are treating all this as something of a buffet.

And yes the domestic policy objective from the broken derrick shootings is a long old road for the Brits to walk. I don't plan on helping them take a single step.