And Of Course the Timing of the UK Budget Was Carefully Planned

It was planned to coincide with the first week of the Wimbledon tennis tournament so the Crown could gather the opinions of the loyal British subjects who still consider tennis to be a proper sport.

It was also timed to coincide with the World Cup so the Crown could gather reactions from the international community. Ideally they would like the England team to progress to the second round where they will meet the old economic foe of Germany in a tie that will end in the traditional and stressful penalty shoot-out.

Also I am obviously home from the usual Tuesday night pub and everything is just fine thanks.