I am however lubricated enough to attempt to share with you the fact that yesterday I received a special hand delivery for Charlie at CAYSH. This included an incident report from Friday July 9th which should be displayed below;
If it's not then don't worry because it is as short as it is factually inaccurate and horribly mis-spelled. The only worthwhile detail is that since it has emerged their security patrol does not posses a valid Security Industry Association (SIA) license CAYSH have re-named their security patrol a "Concierge Service." Charlie also included a covering letter which revealed that CAYSH tagline has been changed to the rather worrying "Passionate About Young People"and tried to explain that the N130 form is not valid for the situation and included a copy of the HMCS's EX332 information print out. Sadly all this proves is that any idiot can download legal information from the Internet. It is a good job then in cases such as this judges are instructed to reach a "common sense" verdict.
In other news the nominations for Britain's Mercury Music Prize have been announced. The nominees include Corrine Ballie Rae and I've just noticed that the Big Brother contestant called Rachel and previously known as "looks a bit like Miquita Oliver" is also a bit of a fat lookalike for Corrine Ballie Rae. Her name of course can be easily confused with "Rochelle" from the UK girl group "the Saturdays" Most importantly though at around this time last year Corrine Ballie Rae's husband died of a heroin overdose. Therefore her nomination at the Mercury's is purely there to give the British state the opportunity to poke her with sharpened sticks.
Edited to add @23:30: Of course when I used to be a traffic warden down in Brighton my shoulder number was BH332
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