Sunday, 14 May 2017

The Still Not Worthy of the Name 2017: Pt.3

This should be read as a continuation of Part 2; http://watchitdie.blogspot.co.uk/2017/05/the-still-not-worthy-of-name-2017-pt2.html



Brexit and the Northern Irish Question: Of the 41 nations competing at this year's contest 28 of them are members of the European Union (EU). Of the ones that aren't it is quite common for them to use the Song Contest to show off their liberal, western credentials in order to increase their chances of becoming EU members.

Therefore Britain's decision to Exit the EU (Brexit) has certainly caught attention this year.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK): At the 2016 Song Contest Britain was represented by Joe and Jake with the song; "You're Not Alone." This was intended as the British state reassuring the EU that it would do everything in its power to ensure that Britain remained and EU member following the June 2016 referendum.

With the resolution of MP Jo Cox the British state clearly upheld its promise. However voters saw things differently.

As such this year's song; "Never Give Up On You" is intended as the British state saying that it wasn't lying when it made last year's promises and still very much wants to remain a member of the EU.

It then goes on to look at some of the reasons why people voted the way they did. Obviously the bulk of the song is written from the perspective of people who voted to remain. However it also touches on people who voted to leave out of a patriotic devotion to Britain and others who voted to leave because they feel the EU is no longer working.

It also touches on people like me who I think you would describe as; "Reluctant Leavers." I voted to leave not because of any patriotic devotion to Britain or any passionate opposition to the principles of the EU. Instead I voted to leave out of more of vague feeling that both Britain and the EU would be better off if they went their separate ways.

One of the main things that came out of the Court cases following the Brexit vote is that despite being an EU member the UK does not officially recognise any of the treaties of the EU. This is just a symptom of the fact that Britain has never really felt comfortable as an EU member.

Then of course there is the fact that Britain is not a member of the EU's single currency - the Euro. Following the Eurozone crisis triggered by the 2008 economic crash Britain eventually had to be excluded from EU meetings on how to respond. That's because Britain kept disrupting the meetings to keep the crisis going in order to make the British economy look good by comparison.

A similar thing has happened with Britain being one of the main nations pushing for EU sanctions on Russia. This hasn't been done because Britain is a huge supporter of either Shamali Province or the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL). Instead it has been done because Britain knows that the sanctions will damage the Eurozone economy making the British economy look good by comparison.

In fact following the Brexit vote the value of the British Pound which had been kept artificially high due to Britain's meddling in the Eurozone collapsed revealing its true value against the Euro.

Britain's song this year is performed by Lucie Jones who is Welsh. If my famously Welsh grandmother were still alive I don't doubt she'd find a way to prove we're distantly related.

Particularly in the stage performance the song tries to invoke the theme songs from the famous James Bond movies. Particularly the ones sung by that other famous Welsh singer Shirley Bassey. However Lucie Jones clearly has neither the impressive vocal power nor range of Shirley Bassey.

As I've said before I think it is unwise for the Brits to turn Brexit negotiations into a contest of who the EU loves more; Them or me. After all I think we all know who Britain's most dashing spy is.

Shirley Bassey was actually played by recently Oscar nominated Irish actress Ruth Negga in a 2011 British TV movie; “Shirley.” Ruth Negga went on to appear in Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.I.L.D. However she remains a completely different sort of; "Black Irish."

One of the most interesting things to come out of the Brexit vote is the Northern Irish question.

Even throughout the 600 some years of British occupation Ireland was always a united country. In was only during the wars of independence in the 1920's that the country was partitioned creating Northern Ireland to allow Protestants who despised being ruled by Catholics to remain part of the UK under Protestant rule.

The people of Northern Ireland voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU at the June referendum. So if they decided they want to be part of the EU more than they want to be part of the UK it would be relatively easy for them to vote to end the roughly 100 year old partition and rejoin the Republic of Ireland which remains an EU member.

The Good Friday Agreement that ended the Northern Irish Troubles actually prevents the British government blocking a referendum on Irish re-unification. The only thing that has stopped it happening already is that being the largest party in the power-sharing government gives Protestant parties a veto power.

The Protestant parties have just lost that veto power due to a shrinking majority. As such the EU has already established as part of their Brexit negotiating position a united Ireland will automatically be a full EU member.

The Good Friday Agreement also forbids the creation of border controls between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Its membership of the UK prevents the establishment of border controls between Northern Ireland and the British mainland. However one of the main drivers of the Brexit vote was a desire to establish border controls between the British mainland and the EU.

So this all has the potential to get very interesting.

The Republic of Ireland: This year they were represented by Brendan Murray. He was reasonably successful within Ireland in the boyband "Hometown" before going solo Harry Styles style. He is from the western Irish city of Galway.

Located just north of Athenry Galway has become reasonably famous of late. The British singer Ed Sheeran has topped charts across Europe with his plagiarised version of the traditional Irish song; "Galway Girl." Breaking from this boyband past and picking up and Ed Sheeran style guitar Brendan Murray is very much a Galway Boy.

So it seems that if there is one thing to unite the island of Ireland it is mockery of Ed Sheeran.

Ireland's song this year is; "Dying to Try." Taken at face value this suggests that the Republic of Ireland is desperate to try and take advantage of Brexit to create a united Ireland.

The thing is though that not everyone living in the Republic of Ireland is an Irish Catholic and not everyone living in Northern Ireland is a British Protestant. Hence all the troubles.

For example I've never set foot in any part of Ireland but I qualify for Irish citizenship and have a very Irish family name. I've got relatives who've lived all their lives in the Republic of Ireland but have very English family names.

Traditionally it is the few remaining Irish Protestants who control the Republic of Ireland's Eurovision entry. So this song Dying to Try carries with it an air of; "Try it & We'll Kill You."

This suspicion that Ireland's Protestants are not being honest about their desire for a united Ireland was added to by the fact that heir to the hated British Crown Prince Charles spent Eurovision week touring Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

At the same time Ireland’s outgoing blueshirted Fine Gael Prime Minister Edna Kenny had invited the EU Chief Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier to tour both Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

Prince Charles’ first stop on his tour was a centre celebrating famous Nobel Prize winning poet Seamus Heaney in London/Derry.

Amongst politicians and diplomats Heaney's most famous work is the poem; "Wheels Within Wheels." This is about the non-linear nature of life that means within politics the most effective route is rarely the most direct one. For example on a bicycle you peddle up and down in order to move forward.

This is something that is particularly relevant to ISIL and their northern or Shamali Province.

According to the US Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA) their former President Barack Obama created ISIL and supported them with an undying devotion. Russian President Vladimir Putin of course has always opposed ISIL.

That meant that Obama wanted to sanction Russia for opposing ISIL. However he couldn't admit to voters that's what he wanted to do. 

So instead Obama backed Nazis and neo-Nazi militias to overthrow Ukraine's government creating Shamali Province and plunging the region into seemingly never ending chaos. Obama could then use that chaos as a publicly acceptable excuse to impose pro-ISIL sanctions on Russia.

The sanctions Obama imposed on Russia actually have very little to do with those involved in the current fighting in Shamali Province. Instead they target wide sectors of the Russian economy such as banking and the oil industry.

They also target people within Putin’s inner social circle. Although I’m using a bit of artistic license they go after people like Putin’s wife’s hairdresser, his pet’s dog groomer and his children's school.

The intention of these sanctions is not to bring peace to Shamali Province. Instead they are intended to heap pressure on Putin personally. Now Putin is a man of the world so he knows these sanctions are over his opposition to ISIL.

Therefore the US’ objective is that Putin will respond to this personal pressure by dropping his opposition to ISIL. There even seems to be a hope that he will compensate for this public climb down by starting to interfere in Shamali Province making the situation much worse then it currently is.

As such key to the defeat of ISIL is the removal of these sanctions on Russia. The first step in doing that was preventing Obama's designated successor Hillary Clinton becoming President.

Once that had been achieved the Democrats tried turning a cog back in the opposite direction by accusing Russia of interfering with the US election to defeat Hillary Clinton. 

The intention being to portray President Trump as a Russian spy in order to make it impossible for him to remove Obama's sanctions on Russia. Effectively holding Trump and the world to ransom

In order to end the fighting in Shamali Province America needs to replace Obama's sanctions against Russia with a new package targeting all those and only those who are in violation of the Minsk Protocol.

Shamali Province’s jury vote actually gave maximum points to Minsk. However if the last two years of Eurovision has taught us anything it's that Shamali Province just doesn't think that the rule which apply to everyone else also apply to them.

In order to achieve either of those things President Trump needs to be freed of the restrictions placed on him by the Democrats wild and unsubstantiated accusations.

So this week the big step in defeating ISIL and restoring a peaceful Ukraine has been the firing of FBI Director James Comey.

He is of course the man who inexplicably declined to seek charges against Hillary Clinton over 110 charges of espionage. The specific offences that Comey found that Clinton had committed
relate to sub-section 793(f) of Title 18 of the US Criminal Code. This is sometimes referred to as the 1917 Espionage Act.

These offences are offences to negligence. Therefore the person’s motive is not a factor in determining their guilt. Any reasonable prosecutor merely needs to demonstrate that classified documents under that person’s control were improperly stored. In Hillary Clinton’s this has already been done.

Next week's big step in defeating ISIL and restoring a peaceful Ukraine will likely be the firing of Acting Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe.

He of course led the counter-espionage investigation into Hillary Clinton. However neither McCabe nor Comey so any reason why this meant his wife should not stand for election as candidate for the Democrats or why he shouldn't take close to USD1million payments from the Democrats during the investigation.

Spain: This year they were represented by Manel Navarro. A boy with a guitar he is very much an Ed Sheeran/Brendan Murray clone.

However rather than rising to fame in a boyband Manel Navarro rose to fame by singing cover versions of other artist’s famous songs. From; “The A-Team” to “Galway Girl” I think Ed Sheeran should be very concerned about my health. If I were to die suddenly he’d clearly be out of material.

As I may have mentioned Frank Ryan and other members of the Irish Republican Army (IRA) showed the Spanish people a lot of love during their 1936-1939 civil war. Through this year’s song; “Do It For Your Lover” Spain seems to be genuinely trying to repay the favour by urging Northern Ireland to press ahead with the dream of a united Ireland.

Spain also seems aware of the fact that the Scots have a tendency to appropriate parts of Irish culture for their own ends. As such by calling for Northern Ireland to rejoin the Republic of Ireland they also seem to be calling for Scotland to vote to leave the UK.

Just so Spain can then slap the Scottish National Party (SNP) hard in the face by vetoing their membership of the EU.

Romania: This year they were represented by Ilinca featuring Florea with the song; “Yodel It.”

Brexit obviously affects of 28 members of the EU. However Romania seems to have a particular stake in it.

One of the main drivers that led British voters to support Brexit was immigration. 

As the one of the newer members of the EU Romanians were only free to live and work in the UK since January 2014. With anti-immigrant feeling already beginning to grow at that point the first Romanian immigrants were greeted at their port of entry by British MP’s and an army of the British media.

Since then many Romanians have come to live and work in the UK. Obviously what happens to them post Brexit will not only affect the UK but also Romania.

At the 2015 Song Contest Romania were represented by Voltag with the song; “De La Capat/All Over Again.” This was part of the band’s and the Romanian government’s campaign to deter Romanian parents from abandoning their children while they went to work in richer EU member states such as Britain.

Apart from a minor controversy over an overtly political statement right at the end of Voltag’s video this promoted a lot of discussion about how mass migration is not only damaging rich EU nations but also the poorer EU nations the migrants are flooding out of.

So if Britain were to pursue a new relationship with the EU that saw a government-to-government levy paid in return for immigration controls it may well find an ally in Romania.

Romania’s song starts with the marching drums. These will no doubt become familiar as the UK’s upcoming General Election is quickly replaced by the Northern Irish marching season.

The song also in moments bears a passing resemblance to the song; “Hall of Fame” by Dublin based Irish band The Script. It also features yodelling which is the sort of novelty that Song Contest audiences appreciate.

So although potentially a British ally I think it’s quite clear Romania would’ve liked the honour of hosting the 2018 Song Contest as Brexit negotiations are getting underway. 

18:20 on 14/5/17 (UK date).

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