Tuesday, 18 May 2010

In Local News

There is clearly a power struggle going on in the henhouse between the new residents and the old residents. At around 03:00 this morning there was a disturbance that sounded like a man punching a woman. This was followed by the sights and sounds of this man burning the woman's personal property. Quite what a man is doing in a house of young, single, homeless women at 3AM is anyone's guess.

In national news a British court has ruled that two of the men arrested in Bob Quick's infamous north-west anti-terror raids are indeed Al Qeada operatives who were planning a major terror attack. However those pesky human rights mean that the court is unable deport the men. So basically the Brits are going to carry on beating that drum.

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