Sunday, 11 March 2012

Question Time.

Hello, it's around 19:02 GMT on 11/3/12 and I think I may be an alcoholic. So before this evening is out I would like answers to the following 8 questions;

  • Why didn't my Internet connection work first time?
  • Who am I? Where am I? and WTF is going on?
  • Did my father's attempts to de-frost the outside freezer succeed?
  • How many cans of Kronenburg beer and how many Marlboro Black cigarettes did I buy today?
  • How many spliffs (cannabis) did I smoke while drinking Red Stripe in the shed?
  • What were the nine songs I added to my iPod yesterday?
  • What's for Dinner?
  • Why do I think the Machine Head version is the superior version when compared to the Police version?

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