Hello, it's around 19:02 GMT on 11/3/12 and I think I may be an alcoholic. So before this evening is out I would like answers to the following 8 questions;
- Why didn't my Internet connection work first time?
- Who am I? Where am I? and WTF is going on?
- Did my father's attempts to de-frost the outside freezer succeed?
- How many cans of Kronenburg beer and how many Marlboro Black cigarettes did I buy today?
- How many spliffs (cannabis) did I smoke while drinking Red Stripe in the shed?
- What were the nine songs I added to my iPod yesterday?
- Why do I think the Machine Head version is the superior version when compared to the Police version?
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