Joanne Yeates Murder Saga.

In Britain this has been a story that's been hard to avoid over the Christmas period. It began on December 17th when a 25 year old woman went missing in Bristol only to be found dead on Christmas day. This prompted a huge police operation first to find the missing girl then to find her killer. Eventually the police arrested Ms Yeates' landlord, Chris Jefferies only to release him without charge after three days of questioning.

This entire saga relates to the Bristol Abuse Case (BAC) which is a UK government operation that began in Bristol back in 2006. Now you have to understand that Britain never fails, it merely re-defines success so the exact objectives of the BAC have been changed frequently over the years. However initially it was expected to provide a cure for cancer, a vaccination program for homosexuality and make Britain a world leader in mental health care and elderly care while making the nation incredibly rich and simultaneously proving that global warming doesn't exist.

Almost five years on precisely none of this has been achieved and the wealth of the nation has actually got dramatically worse. So the Joanna Yeates murder was a pretty desperate attempt to salvage the BAC by piling on huge amounts of pressure in an attempt to squeeze something, anything out of the situation. It was also an attack on the media to identify and destroy what observation routes they have on the BAC. This was being done because what is going to happen now in the BAC is going to be very unpleasant and if the British public are able to watch then it will be very bad for morale, especially the morale of the two primary victims who can't be that far away from hoping death will come to end the pain.

As for the mechanics of the murder it's a bit dull really. Jo Yeates' landlord, Chris Jefferies has long been part of the Brits stable of pet paedophiles and there's a suggestion that he's previously murdered a young woman for fun. So in order to get him to carry out the murder the Brits simply told him to carry out the murder. The decision to release him from police custody was just a last gasp attempt to stretch out an already failed operation and avoid an embarrassing trial.

Long before the Jo Yeates operation had started to go wrong the Brits had already set the New Year's Day riot a Ford Open Prision in motion. The idea behind this was that I would post something incendiary at around midnight on New Year's Eve and this would be blamed as the trigger for the anarchist riots. The Brits would then confidently spend the London New Year's Day Parade explaining to the world how they were going to punish me for this outrage. As it happened I didn't post until about and hour after the riot started leaving the Brits looking pretty stupid. This forced them to resort to the Midsumer balloon crash because; "Imagine you were there, floating higher then anyone has ever gone before when suddenly there's a pop and you're spiralling, spiralling down towards the ground. Then there's a crash and you're on fire and it burns, burns, burns!"

Having already promised not one but two inquires into the Ford prison riot the Brits are currently trying to work out how to explain it. The early indication is that they'll try to spin it as an apology for the London riots that blighted the final days of the COP16 Summit.