In case no-one's noticed Tunisia is currently in the process of swapping their Fascist Dictator for a Communist Dictator who suspiciously has exactly the same name as the Fascist Dictator. At the moment Britain is leading the discussion over who will get control of the North-African nations lucrative tourism concessions.
Meanwhile back in Britain both Croydon Council and the Notting Hill Housing Trust (NHHT) have both been given the Queen's permission to re-occupy #50 Beechwood Avenue (the henhouse). They had a large conference at the address yesterday (13/1) and I assume NHHT won because today they sent a builder round to carry out light maintenance work and generally try to provoke anything looking like a reaction from me.
Also today (14/1) my father had a routine meeting with his GP at the Parchmore Road Medical Centre to discuss his medication (statins). This was made much more stressful for all concerned because at around dawn this morning someone dropped a medicine bottle in my grandmother's house marked "Retard" meaning that for today my father has officially been taking Retard Pills.
Finally British doctors have released some nonsense about breastfeeding which was mainly designed to make all the middle aged women who present the news focus on babies. Aww! babies aren't they lovely.
Isn't it so nice to be back to normal?
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