Sunday, 9 January 2011

It's Today We've Decided.

Sometime this summer my 90 year old, heroin addict grandmother will die. While I'm single handily taking on hospital security and an entire shift of the Metropolitan police in order to force a Home Office pathologist to lie Israel will launch an air attack against Iran's nuclear facilities. Based on current allegiances this will provoke a regional war involving Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah and possibly Syria. Crucially Egypt will remain neutral in this conflict allowing any Palestinians who remain alive to flee to the Sinai Peninsula and the Reich will stand for a thousand years. Or until Israel decides it needs to expand into the Sinai Peninsula.

It's a shame that post-2006 the only two options are a war that will kill thousands or the type of progressiveness that will kill millions. With choices like that you'd think the Americans would be prepared to do themselves a favour every once in a while.

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