Friday, 20 May 2011

Oi BBC Viewers.

Are you may be aware that at around zero something time today (22:41 BST) I took a mysterious substance known as cocaine.

More importantly then that at around 11:00 the Royal Air Force (RAF) was forced to give a press conference explaining it's actions in Libya. On the back of that we've decided that Syria can kill every last woman, man and child in that country for as long as the protests continue. Apart from that on Tuesday/Wednesday I killed I big field mouse. In my defence I would say that some other bugg*r poisoned it first.

Ooh nasty edit at 22:47: I forgot my point. In the Dominque Strauss-Kahn (DSK) case I think that there is certainly a case to answer in front of the New York State Supreme Court even if it's not a Federal Case.

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